Weekenddan

idiot

[Weekenddan @Weekenddandy]

It takes an Elmwood Village to raise a Starchild

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Chic fil a being outta biscuits this morning is not a good start #Happy_monday

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Boarding area seats are to planes as packs of hot dog buns are to packs of hot dogs.

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Chick at the bank pronounced my last name right. That never happens. 🤙

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@DREAMYRAT *was for me but I get the sentiment 🤙

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Sarah McLachlan got me damn near crying in my airport beer at DTW this morning, like more than usual. 😔

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Love when the sounds I hear are actually a storm and not just the neighbors pullin in their rubbish bins :)

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For humanity’s sake I hope Dolly set a bar. Step it up. She was so punk rock.

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Headphones dying as I touch down. God is great.

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Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

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Biggest bummer is that Juno Temple is married and to a Polish actor whose surname suggests he’s from Cheektowaga, to me

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@dimaismadduh So professional!

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Unc rock ™️

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I fuck with pizzeria tacos heavy but they should be called something else.

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I do have a staring problem

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“This is the shit that fucks you up right here” - dude to his wife while we taxi’d into the gate.

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Every single business in Buffalo gets a best of WNY plaque, Oprah style.

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Some tattoo artist draw me up a Harambe, Moo Deng, Jimothy,Pesto half sleeve.

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My uber driver just asked if HE could vape and then bummed a zyn off me.

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In dire need of sufficient respite

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July heat is confusing. Do I want the seafood tower or just a hot dog?