"Weird Al" lyrics ARCHIVE 🪗

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da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da

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Well I heard that you're leavin' (Leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (So far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind

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Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

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Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more, yeaaah

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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven!

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Hey there, let's have some fun
Join my good time gang
Just one question first
Rhubarb or meringue? Ha!

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P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face
Oh no, you can't read my P-p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face P-p-p-polka face

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It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!)
Well, it's a paradigm shift, now!
(Here it come, here it come, here it come, here it come, ha!)

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Met a little lady, so pretty and young
She was quite a talker till the cat got her tongue
She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm
Ooh, pretty soon, she was completely disarmed

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I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

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On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulke
And hey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

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(Stand up Shady) (Stand up)
(Stand up Shady) (Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)
Shady, won't you please stand up?
Hey!

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Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
But if time is so precious, why are you wasting mine?
Cause I'm always reading, always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage you send my way

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I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Ooh wee!

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Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta know
How come Grand Poobah always gotta run the whole show?

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Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna sock it to it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
When you want to come

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But I ain't sayin' she's a
Gold gold digger (gold gold)
Gold gold digger (gold gold)
Gold gold digger (gold gold)
Hey!

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Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need, you know what it is

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It's Frank's 2000'' TV (Frank's 2000'' TV)
Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000'' TV)
Frank's 2000'' TV (Frank's 2000'' TV)

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It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentery) the mold from growin' (dysentery)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentery) it is at all (dysentery)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentery) the mold from growin' (dysentery)
Livin' in the fridge