Weird Guy Capital

Rapidly investing in the next generation of technology, science, commerce, sport

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

🗣SERIES A NEARBY IM BRINGING WEIRD GUYS

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Series A: bring your weird guys
Series B: bring your …partner?

Great work by the WGC Marketing team on the 2026 swag bag for our companies!

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Series A: bring your weird guys
Series B: bring your …partner?

Great work by the WGC Marketing team on the 2026 swag bag for our companies!

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Counsel wants us off X… and yet. Amid all the allegations swirling around WGC’s longtime partners at Apollo, Victoria’s Secret, and elsewhere — we couldn’t stay quiet about this one. THRILLED for Steve. Feels good to smile again

[Financial Times @FT]

Blackstone chief Schwarzman received $1.2bn in 2025 income https://t.co/NSoC3vm9Xy

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Elon @elonmusk idea for your administration. The President should broadcast his cabinet meetings in an @AroundtheHorn format. Trump distributes points based on the strength of each Secretary’s takes, with the power to subtract points for bad takes and obviously mute if so inclined. Rotate participants based on the meeting agenda.

Broadcast cabinet meetings exclusively on X. Give the people an unfiltered peek behind the Oval and cut MSM off at the knees.

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

“Dad what was it like when weird Guy Capital had an active Twitter presence?”

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

LPs care about cold hard cash for their constituents which we deliver without the need to “touch grass”. Sorry the fundraise isn’t going well.

[@jason @Jason]

Most suffering in the modern world is a product of people’s expectations being set so high that basic reality disappoints them

Take a moment to enjoy a breath of fresh air, savor the first sip of coffee, & experience your bare feet touching the earth.

existence is a miracle

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

We are monitoring the situation at SVB closely. Though we are not required to disclose such information at WGC, we have zero exposure. Our thoughts and prayers to those in the industry affected.

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Good. Aligned with WGC’s Disaster thesis. This will serve as a good follow-up on our Oklahoma wind farm investment specifically designed to harness the wind energy of tornadoes

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Earthquake bed.

Good or bad idea?

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

@EnnDee23

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

WGC has significant experience in the “Hanging Out” space. We’d be happy to offer our capital & experience to drive this idea home.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

I've been thinking a lot about IRL podcasts:

- Bring a few friends together
- No mics, nothing is recorded
- Have a free form discussion
- Can even have food & drinks

Has anyone tried this?

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Yep. Like I always say, this website is full of idiot losers who can’t ship product. Pitch us a README file in a private GitHub repo and we’ll kindly ask you to get the fuck out of our offices #meta

[Suhail @Suhail]

Let’s see what you haters built? Just a $9.81 domain and a README file in a private GitHub repo?

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

Blessed to be a SPAC investor in GloriFi, the first mission-driven fintech app designed for We The People. Protect your kids and grandkids futures with liberty and justice for all. Be a beta user today and an Alpha tomorrow. https://t.co/SRsK57qFSz

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

This guy gets it. When you’re Wayne Rooney on the gridiron, best to strap on a helmet.

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

@EnnDee23 Happy to spell it out for you. Please give us a call.

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

On this Independence Day, WGC is proud to announce its latest investment in the Laundry Jet, a high-tech sucction device used primarily for clothes. For the next 1776 days, we are proud to offer free installation. Never forget why we do this.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Laundry Jet is the first vacuum powered laundry chute that transports laundry from any room with ports installed, to the laundry room [read more: https://t.co/ad50LRzmkn]

[Weird Guy Capital @WeirdGuyCapital]

BJ. Have to respectfully disagree here. In WGC’s case, we serve a broad, diverse LP base and generate superior returns to ensure pensioners are set for LIFE. No hiding that. Contribution A, B, and C.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

the nfl has plenty of problems, but we can point to thinks that it contributes beyond the profits it makes. you can't do that with private equity. https://t.co/eDft0BjISE