WeirdOilYankovic

The Bard of the Bonespring, The Jester of Jal, The Sultan of the STACK, The Poet of Petroleum - #EFT

[WeirdOilYankovic @WeirdOilYank]

It's the #EFT moment you've all been waiting for, the inaugural single from this Midland Minstrel. Big shoutouts to:

@BNeelon for coining the (brilliant) handle

@jrs_mesh for helping me record everything

@ShaleUnikitty for making EFT parodies a thing

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@66gabfedfra @joshyoung PDP is Proven, Developer, Producing, or reserves associated with wells already on production

ABS is Asset Backed Securitization

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@heik_energy CHK

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@Tejanobrown I see graboid memes, I upvote. Bert is my spirit animal

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

ALBATROSS FOR XANDER!

@XSchauffele holes out from 225 yards to move to 18-under @TheAmexGolf 🔥

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@willrayvalentin @mailboxmoney6 @Tejanobrown Tomorrows Bloomberg news headline:

Operators dumping millions of grams of hazardous waste on well sites

The hazmat waste:

[WeirdOilYankovic @WeirdOilYank]

@mailboxmoney6 @Tejanobrown Plenty of ‘em around, Milestone operates a few around TX, Tervita used to have a bunch. Solid chance a most of it ends up on the ground but ostensibly supposed to go to one of those places

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@mailboxmoney6 @Tejanobrown Just like cuttings - oilfield landfill for non hazardous waste

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@WWW_HB_HIMIKE @RogueTraderHTX @Tejanobrown @Thepadre13 Good at dissolving when you don’t need them to, bad at dissolving when you do need them to

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@ChevExec Nick DeClueless

[Razzball @Razzball]

@APStylebook Congratulations, for the first time someone surrendered to the French

[بی‌آر‌وی @willrayvalentin]

Could $SD NGL and oil production volume effectively be zero in 6 years? I think the answer is yes. I also think that there could be a rapid decline in their gas prod. Here are a couple of data points that I think are interesting. Disclosure: I am short $SD

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@madrush222 @TroyBVincent @WTIBull @Feynman_19 $PANR is a cult, change my mind

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@CharlieDayTrade @Lyndsey5280 Idk looks like he’s positioning his hand to proceed to Engage Her Physically

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@NewsFinOil It absolutely is an escalation, but playing slippery slope semantics with an octogenarian swamp creature is just silly.

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@JFracson I get it smells magnificent

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@Keubiko

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@killin_just @WAR527 Ahh that’s right, operating for them by MSA was what I’d heard. Hadn’t heard that about advances ceo passing though. That’s a shame

[WeirdOilYankovic @WeirdOilYank]

@WAR527 @killin_just Check out the maps in MTDRs slides vs any Ameredev II slides or average map out there - the big Winkler/Lea block isn’t there

I’ve heard the combo was not exactly a happy or faithful union, and only the Advance assets were in this deal