WittyWeenee

I am WEIRD!In a good way sha

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

@biodunstephentv.
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[KoE @KinngOfEquity]

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[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

@GbengaWemimo supported. Anyways,what is done has already been done.
God help us all.

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

@GbengaWemimo So let's imagine that while waiting on the Lord,he adopted a child when he was 40yrs & probably adopted another when he was 42,they would have been 20&18 when the triplets came along and 35&33yrs now.
I believe the burden would have lessened because his older children would have

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

😁

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

My dad learned to use WhatsApp status two months ago. Like he posts on his status every single day now like it's his personal broadcast channel. I don't think he fully understands that we can all see it. Last week he posted five times in one day.

Status 1: (photo of his breakfast) Good morning. Eat well today.

Me: (sees it)

Me: (says nothing)

Status 2: (photo of the sky outside his window) God is good. Look at this sky.

Me: (sees it)

Me: (says nothing)

Status 3: (blurry photo of the TV) Good match today. Football is back.

Me: (sees it)

Me: (smiling now)

Status 4: (photo of his dinner) Your mother cooked today. She still has it.

Me: (texts mum) Did you see dad's status?

Mum: Which one? He's been posting since morning.

Me: The one about your cooking.

Mum: (pause)

Mum: He didn't tell me he posted that.

Me: He posted it for everyone.

Mum: (long pause)

Mum: He finished the whole pot.

Status 5: (selfie, slightly too close to the camera, one eye slightly cut off) Good night everyone. Sleep well. Tomorrow is another day. God bless.

Me: (calls dad)

Dad: You saw my status?

Me: All five of them.

Dad: I'm documenting my day.

Me: I can see that.

Dad: Your mother says I post too much.

Me: You posted five times today.

Dad: Five is not too much. Some people post twenty.

Me: Those are teenagers.

Dad: Expression has no age limit.

Me: (pause)

Me: Dad the selfie. You need to hold the phone further away.

Dad: It captures more detail this way.

Me: It captures your pores this way.

Dad: (pause)

Dad: I thought it looked professional.

Me: Further away next time.

Dad: (posts another status while we're on the phone)

Me: Did you just post while I was talking to you.

Dad: The sunset was happening. These things don't wait.

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

@AkanbiOlufemiM1 @glovoapp_ng No wonder,I should have read the reviews before ordering. They just cancelled my order without any explanation. Omo,make I go delete their app.
Welldone o @glovoapp_ng una don chop plenty money so now,your customers no longer mean anything to you guys

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

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[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

@NafdacAgency abeg which one is original?
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[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

@TheAdeniran It's called breadcrumbs
In the context of relationships, "breadcrumbs" (or breadcrumbing) refers to when someone gives you small, inconsistent signs of interest—just enough to keep yoaround, but not enough to commit or move things forward. It's like they're dropping breadcrumbs

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

GIVE US LIGHT O
IT IS 2025!

[@j_taju @j_taju]

@IkejaElectric I GUESS THE PEOPLE LIVING IN OSHODI ARE NOT HUMAN, HOW DO YOU ALL EXPLAIN THIS WICKED ACT, THIS IS DAY 10, NO LIGHT, JUST DARKNESS! THIS IS WICKEDNESS; AND ITS EVEN MORE ANNOYING WITH UR TEXT SAYING "NO PAYMENT FROM ME THIS MONTH" LIKE PAYMENT FOR WHAT EXACTLY?

[WittyWeenee @WeirdWeenee]

No light in some parts of oshodi for 10days now.
Give us light!
You people should stop trying to frustrate us more.
GIVE US LIGHT!
IT IS 2025!😡

[Ikeja Electric @IkejaElectric]

As we begin the Lenten season, Ash Wednesday reminds us of the power of humility, reflection, and spiritual renewal.

May this season bring renewed faith to all observing.

#AshWednesday
#LentSeason
#BringingEnergyToLifeResponsibly

[Pharm. Unique @celebritypharm]

LOW BLOOD PRESSURE; RECOGNIZE SYMPTOMS AND CAUSES

"You Low Blood Pressure? That’s a good thing, Nau”

That’s exactly what Ada’s mom told her when Ada complained of feeling dizzy and weak.

"At least you don’t have high BP like your uncle. Just drink water”

Well, let me tell you why that’s not a good thing.

Come with me👇

[OjiUgo™️🍫👁️‍🗨️ @OjiUgo_nwa]

I STAND WITH DELE FAROTIMI....
@DeleFarotimi has not done anything wrong.
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow

[Female Governor @IfenlaJedidiah]

A respected lawyer & human right activist was unlawfully arrested. In the last 1 year, more activists (& journalists) have faced same. Their next ploy will be stopping people from using X. Soon, oppression will END in Nigeria. Very soon. #FreeDeleFarotimi #FreeDeleFarotimiNow

[That African Guy @ItsAfricanBoy]

Army go after journalists
Police go after Lawyers
Kidnappers and terrorists even dey advertise for social medias
If they explain Nigeria to you you sef go say na lie

But you can't silent us All
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

Tony Elumelu is not responsible for Dele Farotimi's arrest. It was Chief Afe Babalola SAN that masterminded it.

This is incredible coming from a Senior Advocate of Nigeria.

#FreeDeleFarotimiNow #FreeDeleFarotimi

[Mazta B @mazta_b]

He has committed no crime.
Nothing should happen to him
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow

[Female Governor @IfenlaJedidiah]

A country where people are arrested/abducted without recourse, regard or respect to fundamental human right is not a democratic society. If we were under the military, at least we would know what to prepare for. What did @DeleFarotimi do? #FreeDeleFarotimi #FreeDeleFarotimiNow

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Dele Farotimi arrested.

#FreeDeleFarotimiNow