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[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

I forgot to change my address on ubereats. I ordered food to my house. Oh my god 🤦🏽‍♂️🤧🫢

[it’s🅱️x3. @Bonycdm09]

Give Timaya his flowers 🌹

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

I can’t remember which airline I was complaining about when some people told me to try Value Jet. They said they were quite reliable. So, I decided to try them today.

Value Jet 4pm flight from Abuja to Lagos. Boarding was announced just after 4pm. We all got to the foot of the aircraft and the plane couldn’t take everyone. It turns out they had combined two flights. Some people were told at the foot of the plane that they couldn’t go on the flight.

They took our hand luggages at the foot of the aircraft because the cabins, according to them, the cabins were full. We were not given any luggage tags. I asked and they said there was no need.

As I boarded, they asked to see my boarding pass and said “Free seating after Row 8.” I asked, “What do you mean? I am in Business Class, seat 5A.” They found me a seat at 2A.

When we were seated, they announced we were going to Lagos via Iperu, Ogun State. The lady Prof that sat next to me said we were taking the scenic route and we both laughed when they announced that we should sit back and relax.😀

When we got to Iperu, those of us going to Lagos were asked to stay onboard. It turns out that some people who were going to Lagos with us were planning to then go on to the Ijebu and Ikene axis from there. Given the unexpected detour to Iperu, they took the opportunity to disembark there. My process and quality assurance mind went to the integrity of the flight manifest.

I had a window seat and just happened to see my hand luggage being taken to the terminal. Because it is an all-Aluminum case, it is rather distinctive and easily distinguishable. I had to shout. They said they would sort it out and would ask for all the bags to be brought back. That took another 10 minutes.

When all the bags were brought back, we were then asked to disembark to identify our luggage. Some passengers had a few choice words for them.😀 They wondered what would have happened if I hadn’t seen my bag being taken to the terminal at Iperu.

When we eventually re-boarded, they then made the usual apology for the delay “for operational reasons.” One guy shouted “Operational reasons kee you there!”😂 There were shouts of “fraud”, “scam” and “deceit” from the back.

At 7:07 pm, three hours after boarding, we finally landed in Lagos.

Somehow, I am not even in the mood to make wahala today. I just want to get to my hotel and have a cold beer.😀

[Diyahh @Diyahhep]

I feel so naked without lashes 😔

[TOO SLEEK @T00_SLEEK]

Which kind short bum bum be this

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Love na malaria, e don catch Zlatan 😂❤️

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Trump: "Many people, many great patriots, really love [the Iran war.] This should've been done a long time ago by other Presidents."

[Bettinna ⚔️ 🇭🇹 @bettinna]

I used to think Nayib Bukele was the real deal, until I found out he works for the Salvadoran MS-13 and Barrio 18. He made a deal with their bosses and the CIA. The CIA runs the global drug trafficking and created Salvadoran gangs. Bukele is not “tough on crime”. All an illusion.

[ZK Hedge @ZKhedge]

. @blknoiz06 whole persona is a FRAUD

Me and my best mate owned the $WIF Whales chat

Let me tell you something about @blknoiz06 he sold 100% of the bag at 1mil for a 10x.

The beautfy of the blockchain! No larp allowed!

[Gucciboy @Gucciboyf3]

This is the same year 2020, God bless America 🇺🇸

[Romeo🌹 @Romeo_Onchain]

Lagos lets cook

[MAMA✰ @stargirlkams]

mama as a baby, adolescent, teenager & adult🥰

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Steve Harvey reveals he woke up owing the IRS $22,000,000 because his accountants spent SEVEN YEARS pocketing his tax checks and never filing a single return.

The government told him he had to pay $650,000 a month, every month, for 4 years. Miss ONE payment, and you go to JAIL.

He never would've known if his accountant hadn’t died. A woman cleaning out the office called his lawyer with a serious problem.

STEVE HARVEY: “She had found on the floor all my tax forms for seven years signed and with the checks stapled to it.”

“Well, they were cashing the checks, keeping the money and not turning in the tax forms.”

Seven years of bank statements that looked like a man paying his taxes.

“My lawyer called me, said, ‘Hey, man, we got a problem. You haven’t paid taxes in seven years.’”

“He said, ‘Man, that’s tax evasion. You can go to prison.’”

“I ended up owing 22 million. 22 million with the penalties.”

When he told his wife, Marjorie, she cried for two straight days.

“She says, ‘What you going to do?’ I said, ‘I’m going to go to work.’”

And he did.

“I took every comedy gig in this country, signed every contract. I went to work, man. I worked every single Friday, Saturday and Sunday.”

“I never missed a payment.”

He did that for four years. $650,000 a month, every month.

In 2012, he sold 49% of his radio company and used the check to pay the government off to zero.

“And that was the first time, man, I could breathe.”

The thieves were his accountants.
The $22,000,000 bill went to Steve Harvey.
And the only one who got threatened with prison was the man who got robbed.

[𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙿𝚒𝚕𝚕 @Knoxcat55]

The truth is out. Meghan Markle was a prostitute for high profile men, and dumbass Harry married her. @RoyalFamily KNEW this and did everything to cover it up. Cat's out of the bag.

[Market Insider @MrketInsider]

JUST IN: THE WALLET THE SLEUTHS TRACKED REPORTEDLY BELONGS TO TRADER ‘KENZOSOL’

NOT KIMCHI

[Market Insider @MrketInsider]

JUST IN: MULTIPLE BLOCKCHAIN SLEUTHS TRACKED KIMCHI’S WALLETS

THEY REPORT FINDING THAT HE MADE $6M OFF $TRUMP, NOT $40M

[Cryptoshi @0xCryptoshi]

Kimchi and Ansem being exposed as larps is actually hilarious

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

They would’ve thrown you off the plane while it was flying if they caught you

[lee @SuperSmada]

I know a nigga that fucks raw all the time and still living.