YourNextSeat

I love farts duh.
Dms open (20) (M)
I prefer women specially if that ass stank.

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@Floaty_Bloaty Yall been sleeping on this for ages it seems 🤔

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

Kept waking up last night and these just kept coming
#farts #farting #malefarts

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@MelissaAlliVEVO So peak 💯💯

[MelissaAlli🔞 @MelissaAlliVEVO]

girlfriends 💜
#fart

[Booty Perfume Central @bootyperfume]

I don’t just like farts…I like:

toots
braps
poots
booty burps
cuttin’ the cheese
breaking wind
passing gas
air biscuits
letting one rip
flatulence
cheek squeaks
trouser trumps
ass flappers
stink bombs

So yeah, there’s more to me than just farts 🙄

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

First post uhh these ones snuck up on me while I was just waking up felt so good too
#farts #farting #malefarts

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@Toyotomaru Nothing like waking up nice and late having nothing to do (im using that freedom to go right back to sleep 💤)

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@gassydev Facts freaked out and overly confident IS NOT step one 💯 💯

[Willow 🔞 @WillowIsSmelly]

Sometimes realization hits and wow im really fucking weird and a loser

[g @34rths]

Perverted freak with a pure heart that only
freaks when froken to

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@Beanpooted Gonna know for sure if you keep that up.... 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Redder Jones @AtRedder]

The problem is that because mfs don’t know how to hold conversation you’ll never get to the point where you’re sexting with media exchanged that pertains to your fetish

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@Toyotomaru Goooodmooooorninnnn 👋👋

[🔞 willow is off hiatus soon probably @ChakoSkip]

girl who records and uses each time she farts on ur face as blackmail in the future to enable further and more extreme acts of farting on ur face (which she also records, and uses as blackmail, and)

[Number 1 Silent Sniffer @pangtongyaknow]

Scientifically speaking, farts be smelly. But sniffitically I be smelling.

[8センチ @8centiscolipede]

おしり枕に顔から飛び込んでぬくとい屁で迎え撃たれるのも良いし、
おしり枕に頭をのっけて後頭部に気色悪い生温かさと振動を浴びるのも良い

し、更に顔面におしり落とされておしり密閉プレスからのド汚い爆発を力の限り頭部にブチこまれるのも、良い

[OpenMouthedChair @OpenMouthChair]

I want a hot woman to sit on my face and ignore me

[YourNextSeat @WeirdoForFarts]

@OpenMouthChair