King Markus Welander

I write poetry, observations about things, and some jokes. I play #TTRPGs. Ze/Zen. One is all, all is one. 24

[King Markus Welander @WelanderMarkus]

#NewProfilePic Yo, I got hooked up with an OG (that stands for Old God, ya fool); I'm going to be making up Elder Signs and cooKing up some dreams over the quotidian rat race.

[King Markus Welander @WelanderMarkus]

@loserbent Annoyingly hot -- honestly, if I thought negging would work on you I would, but I know it wouldn't -- I'm drunk but in a better state of mind after worrying all day.

[King Markus Welander @WelanderMarkus]

They may not be your friends, but they are mine.

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@mirror_lock dictionary of your choosing. In Terminus however the tactic of choice for travellers is to blend in, it is said that some have taken a decade to pass through because they were caught up in racketeering or some nonsense. Old habits die a quick painless death: now is forever. 2/2

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@mirror_lock In Quiz, the best way to determine if someone is hostile is by asking them if they are -- lying is strictly forbidden there. Animals in this country are unusually prone to answering questions as well, so when in doubt ask a direwolf if they are good, then refer to a howling 1/2

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@BenNewbon My pet peeve is when characters have multiple arcs where they decide to keep a secret, end up getting caught, and then deciding honesty is the best policy and that's not how to protect people, etc... Maybe I'm a bad guy, sometimes lying is okay

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@DecolonizeKant @alysmd Vouch

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@Shark3ozero @ratbitebaby You earned that privelege

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@Reckless_Attack Animal handling check to make a good first impression

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@ExtrillTheKing Like 'em big? Like 'em chunky?

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@n_quests Reminds me of that meme about a player wanting to play a half-orca

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@anyalivbl @halomancer1 *unchecks your chromosomes*

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@loserbent I'm sure its colder outside

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@loserbent Its inside the bussy like a preschool's cubby

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@ratbitebaby One of the rats grows up and becomes a single father of some turtles

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@loserbent @wildtiktokss I'll threaten to take my dick out

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@DecolonizeKant I guess you think you're clever, huh?

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@DecolonizeKant Vouch

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@ratbitebaby How are you?

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@Hannah_bmbmbm The dick of the millennium