Messica Simpson

Cleveland comic/faggot/inebriation enthusiast

[Messica Simpson @WelchRefinery]

I dunno I actually thought the jackass movie had a lot to say about friendship, being past your prime, nostalgia, and grief. And also Pontius’s cock.

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Can I say something without everyone getting all mad

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Excuse me @AdamSchefter 🤣

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@Riley_Gaines_ @Simone_Biles Yo WHAT?!? This is vile, get your soul together

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@GeorgeProbst This slaps

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Ross Matthews and Suzie Toot

[NFL @NFL]

Bill Belichick hits the red carpet.

📺: #NFLHonors on FOX & NFLN
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

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Well, yes!

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

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This is why you build from the trenches out, not the other way around, babes 😘

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I don’t want a boyfriend I want to Gone Girl someone

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Well yeah, he’s gay

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Shailene Woodley on Aaron Rodgers Cause Her to Lose Her Soul, Happiness, and Joy Out of Life; Explains How Rodgers Made Her Depressed and How She Was at Lowest Point in Her Life Because of Him; She Goes on to Describe it as Traumatic and Toxic https://t.co/D9cEk0wCy4

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Omg be fr

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trailer for the new Aaron Rodgers’ documentary, “Enigma”, which Netflix will release Dec. 17.

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Love those commercials where Gronk is trying to steal valor like he’s Wile E. Coyote

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Watching DRUK6 and it’s very funny that Rachel Tension won’t say Rileasa Slaves

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Precious Hole

United States Census, 1950

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Colts beat the Jets I am GIGGLING

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Wait this is low key one of the best ones

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Loge, by Mary Cassatt, 1878-80, @CoachBrianKelly

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“Where’s the moon?” Homie where’s the damn ball lol

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

A frustrated Jerry Jones had some comments about the sun impacting play at AT&T Stadium: “By the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where the damn sun is going to be in our own stadium.”

Why not put up curtains over the windows?

Jerry: “Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me?

“Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.

“I’m saying, the world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance. Someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”

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God these Texans uniforms look fuuuuuucking cool

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Are we fucking serious right now

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God my friends are being really serious tonight idk what’s up