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Reese’s Trees should be called “Treese’s”

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Twitter is my unrequited love

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Producers losing their minds as James keeps looking at the camera. #dateline

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@Keefler_Elf “Carl shoves Roger, Roger shoves Carl, and tempers rise.”

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@Mike_Kurland @JoeOrrico99 @IsItTheWelsh Willing to stand at any position = defensive versatility

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@007Idaho @Ronxyz00 @SecWar Bro also hated combs

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@Spenmorax @YourFriendKyle_ lol came here specifically to keep his memory alive

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@starswheeled “I know that’s what you call yourselves, but what do I call you?”

“Puerto Rican.”

“Wow, that really doesn’t sound right…”

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@Castellani2014 @BackAftaThis @JamesGunn I was debating on how to spell it and settled on “Lant’n.”

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@Whatszirname @wwxwashere “eef freef” is going to kill me. I can’t breathe.

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@haruspis #RivalryWeek

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I want to give @javy23baez a great big Tiger hug (not a bear hug).

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To quote @Plesac19 El Mago is Spanish for “THE MAN”

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Javy Báez stays on fire 🔥

He crushes this homer 408 feet! #RivalryWeekend

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The @Tigers are the first team to 30 wins! 🐅

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White smoke from PNC Park

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Pittsburgh Pirates fired manager Derek Shelton following a 12-26 start that has them in last place in the National League Central. Don Kelly, the former big leaguer who was serving as bench coach, is the team's new manager.

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@CodifyBaseball Meadows-for-Paredes was a sound move by the Tigers.

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@madisonrally After shopping for AN HOUR

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*knock knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Burglar!”
“Burglar whAAAAAAAHHHH!”
#Dateline

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@ronnui_ Villain: come, come, Mr. Bond; you enjoy killing as much as I do

Kermit:

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“Vic Fangio” is a cartoon vampire-ass name
#SuperBowlLIX

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So is Drake fired or banished to the Phantom Zone or something now? I’m not caught up on the beef. #SuperBowlLIX

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Refs were only paid to get KC to the game, not through it 🤷‍♂️ #SuperBowlLIX