Jalooper

and she’s likin it #fuckNJTransit

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Nothing better than some Diners, Drive-in’s, and Dives to start the day.

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Don’t know why this thought just popped into my head:
- Why the fuck does the federal government tax a “merit-based” bonus at damn near 50%?
- What the hell did the federal government assist me with in order to warrant taking half of my bonus?

Kinda crazyyyy

[Jimbo @ponderingjimbo]

You can’t skip lunch

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Also, as a daily commuter, I don’t give a fuck about this tourist being poorly planned and missing the train. How about you have the busses not reek of curry, and not break down in the tunnel everyday. Would that be ok?

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Absolute scam. Probably AI. If not, probably just a staged lie. Anything to ignore the fact that they commit terrorism on a daily basis…scum of the earth right here

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

Good news story: A woman and her son were running late at Penn Station New York and missed the last train to the stadium. She was visibly upset and in tears after realizing they would miss the event.

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

@ponderingjimbo What a list

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

@ponderingjimbo Yeah maybe she truly is busy with work for the last 24 hours

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Sorry, just got off the phone with the president

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

I genuinely don’t know if I should be impressed or disappointed that I saved $1,000 in fees over the last 2.5 years of having dashpass…

[steve @NJ_transit_hell]

Fuck you njt.

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Whatever dude came up with the 5 day work week fucking blows. Fri-Sun should be the weekend!

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

They always come crawling back like the fucking slop pigs they are.

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

@ponderingjimbo

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Both coworkers are now single…

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

Absolute fucking joke to be focusing on stores at a train station rather than fixing the actual trains/scheduling.

But hey, at least now I can eat a Cinnamon roll in Newark Terminal next to the homeless man while it smells like piss and shit and he’s digging in his butt!

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

New food and beverage options are now available for customers traveling through Secaucus Junction, Newark Penn Station, and Maplewood Station as part of NJ TRANSIT's commitment to improving the customer experience.

Learn more at https://t.co/JwaBfxQUOV

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

90% of my “Shawty has liked you” Hinge notifications are genuinely disrespectful…when did it get this bad?

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

A Sunday with less sleep is worth it for possible sex

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

@ponderingjimbo Joining you in solidarity

[Jalooper @Welcome2daparti]

@ponderingjimbo