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If I’m trashing your team, it’s because I have money on them. #FireRayWatts Trying to get @CharmiIIionaire to date my mom.

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Let the Band Play Neck!!

[🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

Hot take: #USMNT  fans don’t really need creative chants, we could just sing popular American songs and be very loud. Same outcome

[PSU Gridiron @PSUgridiron1]

The answer has been in plain sight this entire time

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The entire town is out of fried chicken and watermelon! The city is full of assholes! Now I don’t know what I’m gonna do for dinner.

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Saddam would be proud.

[Birminghamster @Birminghamster]

New city ordinance would require buses filled with security guards to hire security guards.

[Dave Avramovich @daveavramovich]

Wanted to let everyone know, now, because it’s starting to go public. Went to In N Out yesterday after being committed to CFA for a few hours. Just want to thank both franchises for the incredible opportunity.

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@MisterCiv I’ve been reading the Bible a lot Civ, and I got to tell you, I’m convinced God would be a run heavy playcaller if He ever so choose to coach a game of football.
So for the love of God, are the power runs blocked correctly?

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Trying to explain to my wife that these guys are doing jiu jitsu, they are not fucking.

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@CoachDanCasey Chip Kelly ran this at Oregon.

[Jonah Dylan @TheJonahDylan]

Former LSU coach Brian Kelly is an unofficial consultant (as in, he's not getting paid by the school) for Memphis this season.

Here's what he's already told Charles Huff, and why it's important in the context of conference realignment.
https://t.co/vjoH1UQ2Ak

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Uh huh. Sure. The Big 12 ADs grew a spine after decades of being Texas’s bitches, getting bent over on every deal for years then still having Texas leave them.
Those guys grew spines.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Big 12 ADs say “serious” talks have been held about not playing Texas Tech after Brendan Sorsby's ruling, @RossDellenger reports.

https://t.co/OBNvZOacjq

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@GamblingPodcast y’all know of anyone who can teach these Big12 boys how to gamble?

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The football players have been betting on games since the invention of the sport. They usually suck at it. Some have tried throwing games, they usually suck at that too.

[Ja🔴 @ProjectStrider]

there are literal high school stadiums with higher capacity than some premier league stadiums

there are also 21 college football stadiums with a higher capacity than old trafford lmao who do you think you are saying this

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W.W.O.J.D.

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@CoachDanCasey The DL stunt kindly helped move everyone out of position. The LT ends up easily one arm blocking half the DLine.

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@GoldnTickit I think Memphis is anticipating the market regulations and positioning itself to be at the top when restrictions lock in, either having an early advantage with lower stakes or an early advantage in secured capital positioning. Both are smart moves for their long term goals.

[ACNiner @AACNiner]

Yearly App State scam baseball photo. Everyone knows you play baseball 200 feet above the grass

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@GoldnTickit @munzly The AD knows about this, now what? Are you asking for funds to be pulled from the AD budget and directed more to MBB?
Asking for a bigger AD budget from Ray and the Gov?
Or are you asking for Mark to generate more revenue in basketball?

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There’s correlation between the BTK killer and Wichita St baseball success. Having a serial killer on the loose gave that town character. Now Wichita is a boring town, just like Wichita State athletics. I am a fan of the word, Shocker, and I don’t say it enough because WSU sucks.