We'll Just Tell Your Mother We Ate It All QUOTES

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J: You open strong, you middle strong and you close weak.
R: Yeah and you’re closing weak right now! And also doing that thing that we’ve done for two years in the podcast where you talk over a trans woman trying to make a good point!

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Andy: Did anyone else kinda like... Look at that horse dick and think it’s a little small?

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Andy: Man, I wish my mum had a basement

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J: ‘Friends’ is about young people but these guys are out of touch. Young people actually like to talk about foreskins and poo’s and stuff.

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Andy: Do you think your penis is to your nose as your balls are to your eyes?
R: Wait, what?

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Andy: I’m a long term animal rights care about person.
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R: A long term animal right care about person!

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Andy: Rose farted and me and Jamie are very upset that we didn’t get it on mic.

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Andy: I’m a dog shit comedian.. What do you want?

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J: Do you ever wonder if you’re deeply unlikeable?
Andy: Well I didn’t..
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J: To the next ep?
R: To the next ep!

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J: I’m Andrew Hastings, I’ve never actually had sex

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Andy: I think if we shaved your head, Rose.. You’d look like a dolphin
R: Which is why I wouldn’t do it!

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R: I’ve shit myself during this very podcast!

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Andy: I feel like I should tell the listeners I shat myself 3 days in a row in hospital

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R: Should we be nice to our listeners and talk about this fucking movie?

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J: Is she hot?
Andy: My 81 year old nun Aunty? Yeah dude she’s fuckin’ fine. She’s got a fuckin’ AYSS on her

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R: I had a good blow in the shower
Andy: Me too dude. WOO!
J: Sick!
R:... And I also cleared my nose out!

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J: What’s been around longer, China or women?

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Andy: Titties? Yeah I like ‘em!!

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Andy: I’m very worried about what people think of me
R: You? Noooooo
Andy: It’s mostly that I just worry that people don’t think about me at all!

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J: To the next ep.
R: To the next ep..
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J: I don’t know how we edit in *Hastings shows his balls*