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[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

Thread on Importance of Desi Cow Breeds
1/n Indian (Desi) cows is the only species of cow on the planet which has a hump on its back.
The hump has a specific vein called Surya Ketu Nadi (nadis are channels in the etheric body), which absorbs the energy from the sun and moon.

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

*बड़े अदब से उठाना बुझे दियो को ...*

*इन्होंने खुद को जला कर दीवाली को रोशन किया हैं।*

😎😎😎

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

Meanwhile in Delhi two men Arguing

Person 1: Dekh Loonga Tujhe

Person 2: LOL Not Possible

😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[Jaya_Upadhyaya @Jayalko1]

Oh those eyes !!!😍😍

[Sameer @BesuraTaansane]

She even got Rahul Gandhi’s MP tenure wrong !

Your son is a 5 time MP @SoniaGandhi - not 4 time

You need to sack the person who wrote this memoir replete with massive gaffes

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Mota Bhai Haar Gaye😂

Most powerful HM of Bharat. Successfully Abrogated Article 370, Built Rammandir without Vi0£ence, Dealt with Regime Change Ops with Cool Mind & Iron Hand...but here Mota Bhai had to surrender😂

"Dadaji, chalna hai toh chalna hai"😂

[Khan Fatima @Khan_Fatimaa1]

🚨 BREAKING: Washington high school girls walked off the cross country course to protest a biological male runner competing as a female.

These girls deserve high praise for their courage.
Protecting women’s sports is basic fairness.

Do you stand with these girls?

[JyotiKarma🚩🇮🇳 @JyotiKarma7]

Leftists and anti nationals selectively outrage on air quality only during Diwali

They actually don't care about air, they want to topple govts.

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

@RadharamnDas Looks like black magic

[Punita Toraskar @impuni]

Saw an earlier post where this account mentioned Eknath Shinde as the Chief Minister

This is the second post where he has mentioned the same . This is intentional and not a typo error .

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

@dineshjoshi70 No civic sense
It's very irritating for fellow passengers

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

@movurumurali Good morning Murali

[Dolli @desh_bhkt]

DEAR BOTS OF @malhotra_namit
Sai Pallavi ke liye keval ek hi role tha jo usko justify karta
Aur vo tha "Ravan ke nana ka "

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

@desh_bhkt @malhotra_namit Hahaha

[Arun Pudur @arunpudur]

‼️Bangladeshi Tv anchor tries to stops the Chinese streamers to ask why he is saying the slum is 🇮🇳 New Delhi and the 🇨🇳 Chinese scammers runs away.

The 🇧🇩 shopkeepers says they come to shop and say how poor India is.

[Kungfu Pande 🇮🇳 (Parody) @pb3060]

Khiladi kumar ready with another biopic

[Dinesh Joshi. @dineshjoshi70]

A visit to my ancestral temples at Kalbadevi and Sadanand Wadi (Sikka Nagar ) in Mumbai. Both the deities are Swayambhu . Each of them has a great history .

Prayers for all. Loka Samastha Sukino Bhavantu. 🙏

[Guru Samy @WellSaidGuru]

@dineshjoshi70 😂😂😂

[Sagar @Pixel_Stripes]

Hello @MumbaiPolice! Wish you a very Happy Diwali! I had a small request which I assume a lot of Mumbaikars will resonate with. Can you bring back the good old days of lane discipline, traffic signal discipline, and overall discipline on our roads? Your challan system is only working for the private car drivers and misses out on the buses, unruly taxis, and delivery guys.

[mukulagarwal @MukulAgarwal66]

Yeh pollution achcha hai... @ALKAAGARWAL9

[Trupti Garg @garg_trupti]

@SupriyaShrinate @SoniaGandhi Hope you will get your answer after reading this book