Captain Tai

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

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[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

My brain short curcuits hourly

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

Smoked myself diagonally and biometrically smoked my brain into a polygon. Fucking help?

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee Does he get the wooden spoon to

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

Measuring the dimensions for a 69 pack of mango white claws and beginning material gathering for Kinleys birthday present, 9/11 rocks

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee It aint me but im finna go for 3 weeks jus cause I havent seen a Tai core tweet in too long

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee Yo turn ts up

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee Pretend you didnt see those text messages when you finally see em too

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee For you, his homeboys, and 3 other situationships thinking they got him bagged

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

Looking for love in my bag of empty cigarette boxes

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

Calmly told my psychiatrist "I'd rather go untreated than deal with someone like you" and ended the zoom call

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

Meeting my psychologist in an hour, I'ma gonna ask if I my scores made it on the leaderboards

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

This may suprise everyone but I've scored dangerously high on my pre assessment AuDHD tests, all 6 of em, turns out its more of a golf thing and those numbers are bad???

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee Guess what Kinley getting for her birthday

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@morgianaa___ Prove it, empty them bitches out on me and Blow. My. Shi. Smoove. Off.

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@morgianaa___ Existence is a kick in the dick

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@morgianaa___ No more tweets that remind me of my ex, too far

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

Fuck Fuck Fuck

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@dicccee Idk abt that one, i do hella drugs, but also, idek if you can call this a life but its fast af fasho

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@miitchfits Are we certain its not worse?

[Captain Tai @WellThatFknSux]

@AFoolforChrist I think people fail to realize you can make any joke from a place of hate, but also all fucked up things should be joked about, not bc their not fucked up, but because laughter is how the world heals, 9/11 jokes, cancer jokes, etc. Its so people can accept a fucked up reality