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I'm a stitch away from making it and a scar away from falling apart.

[PHOCCA !! 🌺🦭🌐 COMMS OPEN @mithseal]

hey everyone, it would be nice if you if you could report this racist user who's using my art... do not engage with them just report

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

people keep sending me this cause he’s wearing my shirt, if anyone knows the guy getting wrongfully slapped here, let him know I’m with him 🫡

[sneer¿ @TheSneerReview]

•Wear a condom
• Not a real thing here in the developed world
• Not a real thing
• Condom again
• Not a real thing

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

#BringValkoBack

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

A Texas woman got an abortion. So Texas police used 83,000 Flock cameras to track her down. 83 THOUSAND!! They aren't using these cameras to track down rapists, pedophiles, or traffickers. They're not using them to find your missing children. They're using them to throw women in jail for making choices about their own bodies, with OUR tax dollars.

[fenlon @1fenlon]

does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing or does she think im trying to eat her

[miia @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[fawx 𑣲 @lightfujomi]

i think abt this tiktok a lot

[𖤐 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𖤐 @Peterisrandom]

My neighbor texted me today 😭

[kaz @1941crowley]

the decision to give crowley red hair (instead of going with the dark hair from the books) is truly one of the best things ever. peak character design.

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Accidentally replied "sounds good" to my boss's email about his father passing away. Didn't read it fully. Just saw his name and auto-responded. Realized my mistake IMMEDIATELY. Spiraled into panic. Sent a follow-up email so apologetic and over-the-top that it was somehow worse. He responded "it's fine, I understand." Couldn't let it go. Sent flowers to his house. He thanked me in person, said it was too much. I nodded and ran away. Avoided him for two days. Then yesterday he pulled me into his office. I thought I was getting fired. He gave me a promotion. Said my "incredibly thoughtful response during his difficult time" showed "real character." I'm the worst person alive and I'm getting a raise.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

i originally pulled off antidepressants January 1st this year but I’m back on them.

i feel infinitely better.

they really saved me.

if you ever need help do not be afraid to ask!

❤️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

my friend said “Pride Months Over” and then proceeded to dm me this gif

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

it’s my birthday

[Miaw @Miaw]

She went to school 🏫

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Brushing my teeth and I looked up.........

[Feel Good Animals 🐾 @FeelGoodAnimals]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules