Emma

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[head chog @neopussywhipped]

He literally sucked his dick in a car what are we talking about did we watch the same movie

[三是一种有才 @3000ziALG]

the good old days
爸爸把夜巡回家路上睡着的杰陶从蝙蝠车里抱出来
#brujay

[OgeChi.$ @_Ogechi1]

She's the GOAT for real

[CoconutGreek @Chickenhearts69]

Sometimes I post old advertisements, and it’s strange to realize how much beauty we’ve lost along the way the aesthetics, the elegance, even a certain kind of sensuality that feels almost forgotten now.

I am very sad

[昵称难取 @name1234run]

#genosai 🥺Here’s a bunch of unfinished color drawings.

[あらすか @Teiketsuatsung]

ｼﾞｪﾉｻｲ 拘束 https://t.co/UxLzWdQBqi

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[sofia craves @sofiacraves]

the fact that she played a BRAZILIAN dance teacher in 'my wife and kids' and STILL nailed it is crazy 😮‍💨

it’s gotta be a latina thing

[Sarah @SarahM9898]

فى وثائقى مرعب اسمه "child of rage" عبارة عن انترفيو بين دكتور وبنت صغيرة اهلها اللى تبنوها بلغوا عنها لانها حاولت تقتلهم وكانت بتعذب اخوها، اللقاء مرعب والبنت بتتكلم بكل اريحية عن افكارها العدوانية، لحد ما الدكتور هيسألها عن ابوها البيوليجى اللى كانت عايشة معاه قبل ما يتبنوها...

[✩ @jujjuhime]

mind you its in the middle of a match

[. @sailorsRest1]

Pretty much what happened here

[Doity @doityboy]

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[Rafinha @OiFaela]

como foi que esse clássico simplesmente HUMILHOU todos os cremes caros que eu tenho??? 😭🤍 eu não tava preparada pra ficar tão obcecada assim.

[su ⭐️🧸 @haalandric]

My humble contribution

[roy 🍵 leweus lovebot @1370fics]

new meaning to the pics of him with lewy and the scarf ☹️☹️☹️ bringing him into his circle of warmth ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[❤️Moonfox💙 @moonfox281]

They look like tired parents of 10 children with the dynamic of a soft hand but control freak mother and a old school but trouble-approval dad.

[໊ @worldcup2o22]

not messi leaving the club and dropping a whole betrayal arc on the way out

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

If you think José Mourinho's rants are wild, his first ever rant was completely insane.

In 2000, Mourinho had only 8 career matches as a coach, when his Benfica player, Sabry, called him out in public.

Mourinho's reply was crazy.

"It's not easy for a coach to like a player who has an absurd average of offsides per game, that doesn't know how to position himself, that runs away from the pressure in away matches, that in the last few games was 3 times one on one with the goalkeeper and didn't score a goal, that at half-time, when I'm more aggressive, goes to the secretary to complain and say he's afraid of me. It's not easy for a coach to like a player like this. Then he says I never speak with him and the relationship is not correct. I have a little book about my individual meetings with the players, everything is there. With Sabry, who says I never speak with him, I had 7 individual meetings. Not one, not two, seven. And of the seven meetings, three of them were in the past 4 days. I spoke with him, but he doesn't like the things I tell him. Then he says that playing only 20 minutes in a match is little for him. Well, the only time he played only 20 minutes was against Paços de Ferreira, when he took 8 minutes just to put on his boots. Sabry left me a message via the media, so I feel perfectly confortable leaving him a message via the media as well. So I want to leave a message to Sabry and to the fans: This is Benfica, not Paok Salonica [Sabry's former club]."

José Mourinho was a head coach for a little over a month.

😂

[feyd @westfa11ia]

serious case of 🥺