Hey remember just a couple months ago when they tried to get millions of us to panic about the “Hanta virus” and we were like “We arent doing that again” and now it’s just gone?
Strange!
went to confession yesterday the priest told me my penance is get a freaking job because all my problems come from laziness and boredom what a truth nuke
Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap
“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”
“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”
Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”
The first question that should be asked about the savage who stabbed three women in Paris today is why wasn’t his head immediately stomped into the ground by every able bodied man on the street?
Seriously, why not?
BREAKING: Knox County, Tennessee, Mayor Glenn Jacobs, known as Kane from WWE, is calling for a full ban on Flock and similar cameras from operating within his jurisdiction.