Joa Welsh

Fmr. Congresswoman. Nationally Embarrassing Ass Hole. Listen to the Joa Welsh program: Founding Motherfucker of #AllShillFriday

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@TeaPainUSA @WalshFreedom She also found out about the orange lipstick I wear on my mangina (it's bright and flavored fruit punch) #walshconfessions

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom "Those who watch" is my code word for white supremacists

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom @SoSofieFatale And I also defend my right to pamper my mangina. I deserve to be happy. Little lipstick here, little powder there...

#walshconfessions

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@WalshFreedom I'm super jealous of this guy. That's the "and".

He's been my secret crush for the past 9 years #walshconfessions

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@WalshFreedom I wear orange lipstick on my mangina

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

Musket is the pet name I gave my biggest, most orange-colored dildo (reminds me of Trump)
#grabyourmusket

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

Get used to this face

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom Almost as much fun and when I touch myself thinking about Trump's rust orange cock in my mouth.

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom Ok ok...#grabyourmusket actually means I'm a giant pussy. I will never feel like a man until I have a gun in my hand. #walshconfessions

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom I make money the old fashioned way; the oldest profession on earth. Prostitution: look it up

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom For instance, I douche regularly but my gaping hole still stinks. The first amendment allows me this confession. Isn't that beautiful?

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@WalshFreedom @NickFalacci By leave us alone, i of course mean return to a time when lynching was legal

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom ...but when praying, pray that a huge air bubble travels down his IV tube

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@WalshFreedom By that, I mean "Are Really Sexy Everyday"

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@WalshFreedom Also...I'd love to suckle those white hair covered nipples

[Joa Welsh @WelshFreedom]

@WalshFreedom "White fragility doesn't exist"