Quote of the night from my 3yo son, whilst on the potty: "I have a penis... and magic balls", followed up with, "...and daddy (@itsmyimpression) has magic balls"
@PressSec How is this a Dem shutdown when Republicans are in the majority in the House, the Senate and in the Presidency? This makes no sense. How can Dems get a budget through? They aren't the majority
So... after baboo (grandfather) said, "....Get it out of the fridge" my 3 yo son started singing in a tune .... "move.... get out the way... move... get out the way". Luckily didn't say the bad word, but now to figure out where we heard it... we haven't played it since he was 8mo
@GroupProduct861@jaysbookman@JJVirga Lazy??? You realise he would need to reapply for his PR every 10 years, filling out tonnes of forms, providing USCIS with ~$700 each time for the privilege? It is not the lazy way.
Highlight of anniversary dinner with @itsmyimpression. Gaslighting ourselves into thinking our newly bought wine glasses were actually plastic because they didn't resonate when tapping. However, finishing our drinks and seeing that the ๐ in the glass stopped it. #5yearsbaby
Driving to North Wales with @itsmyimpression, my 3yo son from LA asks where are all the cars,l. Dawns on us he likely has never been on a road for more than 2 minutes without seeing another car #CityLife#socal#wales#Countryside
@ZombieHomeless@KTLA Just because you are not a US citizen, does not make you an undocumented immigrant. Sit down and shut up until you know what you are talking about.
The joys of potty training. My son gets๐ฆfor ๐ฉing in the potty. He finished a ๐ฉ in the potty so we gave him๐ฆ. He finished๐ฆ then went to the bathroom. Sat on the potty, says "I went poop in the potty". We go check, no ๐ฉ. He says "yeah I flushed it". Nice try buddy!