rwen

gravlax hero

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

I knew before I hovered the profile picture that I'd see the words "ceo" and "ai"

[Charis Zhang @gmchariszhang]

Let me tell you something about Akash. During a project at Berkeley, I accidentally deleted our entire codebase 2 days before the deadline. I panicked. Akash just stared at the screen, shrugged, and rewrote everything from scratch in one night—better than before. We submitted early and got first in the class.

Many such stories. I trust him with everything I own.

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

ngl thought the stories of cats being assholes were overblown

but the cat I'm fostering has hooked it's claw into my sock and is now staring me down

it's fucked up getting punked by a 4-legged creature

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

disparate parts of my timeline (twitch streamers & tech influencers) really coming together on the fact that emmett shear sucks

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

do you think racists work tomorrow?

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

it's crazy to me how many people self-identified as tech bro after the timnit tweet

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

there is a certain kind of lighting that, when it hits the Raymour & Flanigans in suburban sprawl, fills me with existential dread

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

Date: Why are you wearing shades in the club?

Me: *sweating profusely* In this sensual realm we find ourselves in, I've discovered that wearing sunglasses adds an intoxicating layer of allure to the atmosphere

[Anna Tong @annatonger]

.Stanford student @bryanhpchiang created rizzGpt, a monocle you wear that displays chatGPT output to tell you what to say in case you get tongue tied on a date. He calls it “CaaS” or charisma-as-a-service.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

WATCH: Elon Musk feeling the beat, dancing in Cabo

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

god bless otters, but if I have to read one more Hinge prompt about how they hold hands when they sleep I will be buying some traps and making a scarf

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

back home in seattle and very impressed with the number of queer moderates I’m swiping through

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

something so intimate about seeing your full name in print

from my mailbox today

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

woke up in a fugue state as I realized these characters are played by the same people

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

seeing tweets about AWP on my feed is funny cause it's a 50/50 whether they're talking about the conference vs the gun in CS:GO

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

@pranavshekar wright brothers really killed it bro

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

first words in a Youtube ad for me this morning were "Do you like Gantt Charts?" and I've never wanted to walk the land telling the whores and liars of the end to come more

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

this feels off to me

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

I volunteer as tribute

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Far more men than women aged 18-29 are single

Far more women than men aged 65+ are single

The answer is clear: we must embark on a national campaign to encourage our nation’s single young men and single older ladies to fall in love

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

I miss the iconic Marlboro branding on F1 cars, in general wishing for a return to kosher drug conglomerate advertisement

I want a fatass Zoloft logo on a Ferrari

[rwen @WenItsRichard]

the dumpy on this sticker my friend found in ny still lives in my brain rent free