Wende Long

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@DoleSunshine @DoleSunshine - I found a piece of pineapple skin in my can of pineapple. I assumed this is still fine to eat, correct?

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

"It's science, not Santa Claus." 💥

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@nathaliejacoby1 Yes

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@CalltoActivism And hopefully narrators the documentary 🤞

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@andrewkimmel We knew this after SNL

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

This is the story of 25-year-old Carlethia “Carlee” Nichole Russell who was recently abducted and is currently considered missing in Alabama. Please share and spread awareness.
Carlee stopped her car to help a stranded toddler on the side of the road when it's assumed she was abducted.
I will be adding to the thread with more info.

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@NoContextHumans Blue pill

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@BaskinRobbins - pretty sure the points should point down, right?

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@mary_roach How do you know what earwax taste like? 🤔

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Saint Dolly! She is amazing!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Oh, Dolly, you are a treasure.

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@NBCNews There aren’t epipens on planes now?!😳

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@joncoopertweets My bladder

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@kasselpjc

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@arturocastro85 @BrotiGupta Yes! 😢😢

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Maybe women should start an anti-viagra movement- if your junk doesn’t work any more it’s God’s way of telling you you’re done! #mybodymychoice

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@Mike_Pence You also don’t have a uterus….so

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

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@VivInterrupted Yes

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@joncoopertweets 1

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@MadScientistFF Snoopy