#Tankingwouldbebetter

Life’s the biggest Troll, but the Jokes on us…Yeah the jokes we showed up.

[lightskin telepathy @ShalonOglevee]

It’s an acquired skill but you can tell if you have sexual chemistry with someone without needing to have sex

[surge @SergingSuns]

Grow up

[#Tankingwouldbebetter @Wendell_Basilo]

Choice collapses probability and translation is innumerable choices.

[tide @yoovol]

translation is art and loss simultaneously

[tide @yoovol]

translation is art and loss simultaneously

[Jodie Landon @zachthedeity]

Janet Jackson as an artist does not get the respect she deserves.

[Mariners PR @MarinersPR]

Kade Anderson is the first opposing pitcher in Coors Field history to record 7.0+ scoreless innings within his first 6 career @MLB games.

Kade is only the second overall pitcher to do it, joining Rockies LHP Kyle Freeland (7.0 IP, 0 R) on April 23, 2017 vs. SF.

[Cy💥 @Cybrid101]

BY FAR THE BEST PART OF THE SHADOW VS MEWTWO DEATH BATTLE.

[#Tankingwouldbebetter @Wendell_Basilo]

It was better than hers tbhhh

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Unrelated but yall remember when that one nigga copied her whole steelo talking bout some “H.I.M.” like be yourself bitch

[James Bramble @BrambleJim]

"You pray for the hungry . . . then you feed them.  This is how prayer works."  

Pope Francis

[will @will_nba_hater]

There’s a great NBA game literally like 230 days a year it’s the best

[free palestine. @RubyQuartzVsr]

There’s this misunderstanding where people think Gen Z doesn’t know about all these unspoken social rules; they know, a lot of them just don’t care, and it upsets people to realize they didn’t have to care either.

[The Kaikage @Kairito10]

It doesn’t happen often but I absolutely love when a pure hearted optimistic character learns that some people low-key just need to die.

[#Tankingwouldbebetter @Wendell_Basilo]

DAMN. Evisceration

[Morgan 🤍 @Poundcakemo_]

You suck a mean dick sista. Whole too. May your 19 followers double and your $30 meets triple. 🫶🏽

[Nathan Bishop @nathan_h_b]

The only reason to keep him is because the Mariners can and have done worse, which is a loser mindset. Go get an executive who actually believes in trying to win a World Series every year. Good grief.

[#Tankingwouldbebetter @Wendell_Basilo]

@adastroworld It’s good!!!! It’s a chopped and screwed song w a Bun B sample too. Good art

[#Tankingwouldbebetter @Wendell_Basilo]

~30%tile season. Would only be worse w season ending injuries. I’d bet on a bounce back next year

[Gravel @Gravel_sense]

the Blue Jays in 2025 looked to be seeing a sunset early in their year before exploding out of nowhere to win the AL. Teams relight their contending windows all the time and there’s not any reason why the Mariners can’t do so in 27.

Doesn’t mean concerns aren’t real though.

[Gravel @Gravel_sense]

the Blue Jays in 2025 looked to be seeing a sunset early in their year before exploding out of nowhere to win the AL. Teams relight their contending windows all the time and there’s not any reason why the Mariners can’t do so in 27.

Doesn’t mean concerns aren’t real though.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

My granny always said you can’t trust nobody who thinks white folks’ ice is colder.

[Blowen’ Wilson🔱 @MarinersGlaze]

I’m going to be watching every M’s game this season even after we are mathematically eliminated.

I’m going to watch baseball every day until the World Series wraps up.

I’m going to miss baseball until Spring Training.

I going to watch the team I fell in love with as a kid.