Matthew Witham

A slightly different way to look at movies

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@7AFL In the end no team since 2000 has won a final in the season immediately after longing the GF by 45+ points

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Dazzman doing his thing https://t.co/ZcirYJrRpW

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@BasilZempilas @westaustralian It's a tad hard to respect your elders when the bunch you mentioned act like 10 year old children

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Planet Still Looking For Way To Highlight Scientific Facts Without Upsetting Old White Cunts https://t.co/qYrkM6QvYw

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Sneak preview of what will go down on the bachelor finale tonight #TheBachelorAu

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@JordanRasko You just move around the board paying rent equal to what you get from passing go until you die

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@1jcmaxwell Things people have never said "I'm really looking forward to the third installment of the Has Fallen series" and "I am a fan of Gerard Butler"

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@nathangloverAUS Anime Kevin Rudd has been done before haha!

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After watching #DetectivePikacku was it confirmed that Home Alone takes place in the Pokemon universe?

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Well done VFL, your season opening "blockbuster" is over with 5 minutes to go in the first quarter #AFLBluesTigers

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@oh_dear_bob I'm genuinely shocked that one couple is still together

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@MWL152 @TravisKing Dane Beams said he wanted to go back to Victoria for personal reasons but said he'd only play for Collingwood. Seems the same to me but Beams copped no criticism

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@mrjoeaston @AFL Hope you enjoy unemployment Joe. You should never write anything ever again after this trash

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What an absolute cracking game. One of the all time greats. Go you Eagles!

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@patrickbromley The trailer for it out downright bonkers, it is just a montage of every death

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@patrickbromley A peculiar ranking of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films?

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John is back! https://t.co/iBpLDvtlwQ