Wendi Ninja Murdoch

I like to karate chop hippies. You have a pie, I have fists of steel.

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

If @CharlesPulliam lived anywhere other than his parents' basement, would he worry about such stupid crap on Twitter? Probably not.

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Life handed out the ultimate #judochop last night. RIP Amy Winehouse.

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ YES on I, NO on 43 @uhshanti]

when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for @WendiMurdoch. #wendimurdochfacts

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

My new Lifetime program is set to debut next week. #ProjectSlappy

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Why is everyone so jumpy?

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

I need a board. #judochop

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Funny --> @wendimurdoch Not funny--> @Jonnie_Marbles Original idea --> @WendiMurdoch Poor imitator ---> @jonnie_marbles

[Johnnie Marbles @Jonnie_Marbles]

POT--> @WendiMurdoch Kettle-->@jonnie_marbles For the record

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

FAKE ---> @jonnie_marbles REAL DEAL---> @JonnieMarbles For the record.

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Remember when @JonnieMarbles tried to feed Rupy a piece of pie so I fed him a piece of my fist? #judochop #goodtimes

[Gary Chou @garychou]

@HeatherPark next time, you need to go all @wendimurdoch on that ish.

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

@Jonnie_Marbles And then doing a poor imitation of an already unfunny guy @JonnieMarbles

[Johnnie Marbles @Jonnie_Marbles]

For my next trick, I'll be smacking someone in the face with a pie made of hacked cell phones. Watch out @wendimurdoch

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

@TilaSKANKila You should change "truth" to "I'm" & then read my feed before asking questions which have already been answered.

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

You're pretty tiny for a punching bag. @JonnieMarbles

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Wanna hang out later @JonnieMarbles ? Seriously though, how's the nose, the pride & the feeling of knowing you got owned by an old lady?

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Thank you for everything. #mrmiyagi

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

Here's the plan @allenwest Arrange a meeting with "I'm A Man" Schultz. Hand her a pie. I walk in. Done.

[Wendi Ninja Murdoch @WendiMurdoch]

If this were 1998 your Margaret Cho allusion would have been hilarious! @HspncElvis