The Wendigo Redneck

my pronouns are (Meat Man).
Chef,horror enthusiasts,cannibal, dark humor and heavy metal all in one.

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Does anyone have a minute so we can talk about our lord and savior goth girls in fishnets

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@XXXTORYLANEXXX How long have you been truly waiting to let this side of you back out

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@aprriiott 🥵

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@XXXTORYLANEXXX The ass that changed the lives of many young men

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Convo at work today.
I accidentally drop a bunch of frying pans.
Greg"slowdown there cowboy, gotta be nice to the equipment around here, treat it like you would a beautiful woman".
Me"so im supposed to flip it over slap it on the bottom and call it a dirty little pan".
🤣🤣🤣

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@Sofia50020Sofia Did she roll down a hill lose her clothes and accidentally land on some guys dick because that's the only way to accidental way I see

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Horror hot take Day of The Dead is better than Dawn of the Dead.

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@Spookymegs666 Couldn't agree more that's why its such a close call for me.

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

I hear that horrorwood is the only place it pays to be a hack.

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@aprriiott @AlphaOttawaMe Summer is hot enough, why do you gotta add the the heat like that 🥵🥵

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Me to my cat at 2 pm
"I love you and I would sell my soul to keep you safe".

Me to my cat at 2 am
" I sware to god I will sell you for half a can of flat coke".

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Good god🥵

[aprill @aprriiott]

https://t.co/TVMcgjBVOR

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

@aprriiott 🥵🥵🥵

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

To the man who ordered a well done steak at my work today you're a monster. I might eat a human but you're somehow worse than me.

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

I bet i can make you roll your eyes to the back of your head.
Not in bed or anything like that I'm just really fucking annoying.

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Maybe I took one too many punches to the head and sparring class, but I think I can taste the color purple

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Two friends started at the same time one became a coach the other joined the fight team. friendships made through violence and concussions are just built different. Love my brother im arms

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

My coworkers new boyfriend stood up to me today because me and her take turns buying each other coffees. He said" leave my girlfriend alone, I know your game" I told him " first of all shes nuts and could kill us both, second of all i know you cant fight so you're her girlfriend"

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Just 45 days until vacation

[The Wendigo Redneck @WendigoRedneck]

Im calling it now the number 1 couples costume this year is going to be Nikki and Bear.

Anybody wanna be my freaky Nikki