Wendy Briese

Now retired former professional wrestler. 4x World Champion. 2x Hall of Famer. [Fictional character]

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

You gotta AC-CENT-UATE the positive! E-LIM-INATE the negative! LATCH ON to the affirmative! And don't mess with Mr. In-Between! =D

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

@KillAmaroKill I wasn't sad he helped blow the game, that's for sure.

Feel sorry for Greinke, though.

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

@KillAmaroKill I feel like we should be annoyed that the Montreal Exbos now have the same number as World Championships in the last century as the Cubbies do.

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

The Irish look like butt tonight. Slow, stupid, sopping wet butt.

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@ashroyalblood No... I just never really thought of it as one of my finer moments. Plus, it was seventeen years ago.

I'm glad it inspired you,though!

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

I should probably get her Twitter handle right. @ashroyalblood How in the blue heck do you remember the NGWA?

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

@StephCanDeal You do have remarkable experience in doing both...

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

Have to admit, I choked on my rainbow sherbert when I heard @ashlroyalblood mentioning the NGWA and... that little incident.

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

@TheSamTolson There's a reason they play the games =)

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

So happy for my Irish. 12-0 and playoff bound to meet Clemson!!!

Guess I should go get some tickets to Dallas =D

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@WarpDriveDragon Oh.

If it was the baby from Dinosaurs, I could see it selling. People love novelty flashlights, and I know a lot of people absolutely love that show.

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I did like "big green girl scout" though, so thanks for that @KillerCCripples

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I know I'm late to the party on this by a couple weeks, but what's up with Artemis Kaiser calling me a "bright bubbly brick wall"?

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#OOC

LMFAO This might just be the stupidest half hour in WWE History

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

#ooc
You know, back when you had Molly Holly and Jazz and Gail Kim and Lita and Trish and Victoria and Jacqueline and Ivory all doing 4 minute matches.

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

#ooc All in all it was a good show. But I'm sick to death of every ten minutes "Look at how groundbreaking and inspirational we're being!"

Motherfuckers, you could have been doing this fifteen years ago.

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@AmyJoSmyth #ooc

Seriously, though. Its not even close.

That final table bump...

And imagine if WWE treated Becky like the babyface she is.

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

@TheDropkickKing #ooc Salt? We've won like 8 of the last ten against them.

But SF is a terrible city with terrible people that deserves to be nuked.

[Wendy Briese @WendyBriese]

@TheDropkickKing #ooc Oh God no, Seahawks.

But the worst thing about the NFL season is that there's only sixteen chances for the 49ers to lose.