Wendy Whoppers

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watching my cat watching tv whilst waiting for my dough to rise... yee ha. big yum yum @JoSims x btw

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earn't my halo today by spending time/entertaining a house-bound senior citizen...you should all give a little time x

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@JoSims I seem to have developed a beehive hair-do...

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wish I'd warmed up before break dancing Saturday night

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@JoSims I fall unconcious whenever I fart!

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@Royal_Poker why

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saved many slow walking, in a zigzag, stopping abruptly human lives today - BY NOT KILLING THEM (& they were all smaller than me) phah

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@feckedyfeck teaaaaaaaaaaaa, fuck that crap, from experience I prescribe 3dbl shots of vodka and a cuddle with the cat

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@feckedyfeck no, he (Gob Shite) stuck something extra in, my mouth hasn't felt the same since, it was only 1hr ago so I shall give it time,

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@feckedyfeck You're not just a pretty face & a great arse, are yah? x

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I made him take his mask off and show me his teeth before he put anything in my mouth, I'll have you know x

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No... Crunch Hill, Hawaii

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ooooooh what a frisky breeze today! Had terrible trouble keeping my clothes on, especially on Horrorway (sorry Holloway) Rd

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@feckedyfeck its just I bum sucked my fag just now and thought of you.... ahhhhh memories

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@JoSims Schmashing... Coco's fur was slightly ruffled on my rtn home... but hey it keeps her on her furry toes x

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@feckedyfeck are you still bum-sucking those fags m'dear?

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@feckedyfeck yeah but ... my cat enjoyed watching me toss x

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@feckedyfeck yum yum... Mine are stuck !

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@jesmondo very much liking the sound of that x

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Off to toss... which will most prob end up in sploshing... esp with my tossing