999wendy (999 is silent)

if ur mad, the shoe fits ~ not affiliated whatsoever w/ @Wendys

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

so broke the parking meter declined my quarters 😔

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

@ninewontmiss my dog would still take up all the space

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

just a warning; i’m back muhfuckas

[Game Theory with Bomani Jones @GameTheoryHBO]

"Is it a goal of the show to win over haters?"
#anyquestions with @bomani_jones

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

can i get my olives cheddar cheese stuffed in that slutty martini please? 🥵

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

idk ab you but this thing look like it could do magic during the day and nighttime if ur winggardium my leviosa

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

Mr. Bright side is played at KKK rallies. convince me otherwise

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

how come a ceramic knife so sharp it could cut mother nature’s throat but can’t seem to be cleaned in a dishwasher?

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

i walked into the blue-lit room and her face lit up, does it mean she likes me?

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

your stoppage is 4 minutes max. you aren’t calling anything.

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

LADIES

a limp dick does NOT feel like a stress ball

that is all

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

@Wendys NUGG ME MOMMY🥵

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

the only part of that new harlow that ppl post is that chorus. rest is mid

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

am i in heaven?

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

What if we kissed on the roof of the VR Wendy’s? 😳

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

on the bright side, been saving hella money on condoms lately

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

don’t worry, my fault tho

[999wendy (999 is silent) @WendysBurner]

my girl comes to the bar i’m in
her and her friends: