Jenna Wilson

You can't fix stupid

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

@SEPTA @SEPTAPHILLY how do I recover my username? I can’t login to the app

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

Thanks @caamp for spending 1,715 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Lavender Girl. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/kV2t0xdCG8

[Joey @jwebster83]

@melissamccarthy is all of us listening to #Adele30 #adele #OneNightOnly

[paulo @pauIoini]

Can’t believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

@PerfectBar is giving one lucky winner a 3-Month Supply of Perfect Snacks AND a KitchenAid® Artisan Stand Mixer! #giveaway #perfectbar https://t.co/avk3QX6MPN

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

Thank you @postmalone for spending 2,474 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/lEODTcricI

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

And when you all spread your #COVID19 to each other during the holidays, and you’ve allowed your pet to eat table food and they get pancreatitis, you’ll bring them to us (veterinarians) along with #coronavirus #COVID19

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

Can people please stop going on their Disney vacations and throwing big parties/weddings? This shit is ridiculous, nothing is so important it needs to be done right now while people are DYING #COVID19 #coronavirus

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

And for the holidays, you can do them virtually so that everyone stays safe. And you don’t ruin someone else’s holiday season by contributing to the spread of #COVID19 #coronavirus

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

why clifford big red dog so big? that dog too big

[Michael Grady @Grady]

Pennsylvania and Georgia

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

Can we ban the phrase “unprecedented times” ?? #COVID19 #COVID #coronavirus

[Keegan Osinski 🏳️‍🌈 @keegzzz]

Where do mansplainers get their water

From a well, actually

[Ellen Kushner @ellenkushner.bsky.social @EllenKushner]

"Well, actually, it’s only mansplaining if it comes from the Mansplain region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling misogyny." -- Chase Henderson (via FB)

[maggie | loki spoilers @W1THERR0SE]

the fly at its interview tmrw after getting the tea from pence's lice

[Official Mike Pence Fly @NateBergman2]

Kamala smelled like Chanel No. 4 and Mike Pence smelled like a lying piece of shit. It was an easy choice where to land.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

Anyone else feel like they did better in mock debates in high school than either presidential or VP candidate in 2020? #VPDebate #vpdebate2020 #Debates2020

[Jenna Wilson @WennaJilson]

Why don’t they just turn the candidates’ mic off when they go over time? #VPDebate #vpdebate2020 #Debates2020