Andrew Gardner

Rhinocerous feeder

[Windy City Dash Cam @WindyCityDshCam]

PE Guy is a brilliant character with consistent execution.

Our dash cam rebuttal to his imminently re-watchable video about Kellogg, New Trier and Lake Geneva.

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@ChicagosMayor that’s like a full of sh*t broken toilet firing the plunger. The plunger ain’t the problem.

Johnson warns of City Hall housecleaning triggered by disloyalty: 'If you ain't with us, you gotta go' https://t.co/poSglQAW7T

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@TRHLofficial 100% of Americans lost the debate last night. Shame on all of us as a nation for enabling it.

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@AmericanWorldV @IdleGlands @ianmiles Not an elite here. But yeah. Our two leading candidates for president are where they are because we ultimately voted for one or the other. We are clearly too dumb to rule ourselves. There should be a minimum IQ required to vote. And to run for office.

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@theRealKiyosaki Someone who owns a lot of gold or Bitcoin suggesting investors buy both when a) they’re trading at all time highs and b) neither are a dependable inflation hedge seems disingenuous coming from someone so many of us hold in such high regard. https://t.co/YCWuFx6vxm

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@GuyTalksFinance @CPATaxTeam @MikeSyl36625988 Enjoy eating ramen noodles, zero flexibility if any health issues come up and loneliness after your wife leaves you for the McDonalds fry cook because he’s better off financially.

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@ChicagoContrar1 @ChicagosMayor @w_h_thompson Marksmanship has clearly improved under @ChicagosMayor. 16.98% shot are killed vs. Rahm’s 15.36% and Lori’s 15.37%. His supporters are also more adept at carjacking, robbery and car theft.

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@Mikeparnbetter @ChicagoContrar1 @Mikeparnbetter you doing CPS math? Daley hasn’t been mayor since 2011. CTU is the common denominator here. Everybody knows it.

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@Terrski8291 @ChicagoGOP Teachers only get fired if they give a failing kid a grade below C. No surprise so many CPS high school kids graduate w/ 3rd grade reading and math skills. CPS would rather set their students up for failure—ironically by not failing them—than risk losing funding.

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@OneMinPsychic @ilovedonrickles @chicagosmayor must be talking here about how she’s going to handle violent criminals, right?

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@MMDView @TruthB4PC @CramerTracker Goldman Sachs doesn’t want an admitted felon pumping and dumping but CNBC and his audience seem cool with it.

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@chicagosmayor I wonder if first responders can read their twitter feed from under the bus where you always throw them.

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@RodderDamn @willcranmer @nysteve9999 @Cernovich And he was so well trained he calmly and with just one shot took down the heavily armed bad guy who was shooting multiple rounds at everyone else.

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@litcapital And while we’re at it, it’s THE hospital.

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@birdappreplyguy @Gar4848 @litcapital It’s Mellody Hobson’s husband. She’s CEO of Ariel Investments. Kind of a big deal.

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@denzlthisdragon @CPD1617Scanner @CWBChicago @SecondCityCop Someone misinformed or exhibiting a high level of ignorance isn’t expected to understand how truly comparable it is.

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@denzlthisdragon @CPD1617Scanner Riiiight. Bad at their jobs the way firefighters would be bad at their job if the mayor shut off the water. @CWBChicago @SecondCityCop

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@SecondCityCop @SecondCityCop that reminds me of this investigation back in 2014: https://t.co/cW7tAhIe0j. Murder? Na, just an allergic reaction to bullets.

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@S_Ick @SouthieM Thank you for doing what you do. Hard for people to be heroes when pandering pols keep throwing them under the bus.

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@simoncholland 100%! Cursive is the only way I can pull off letters from Santa and the Tooth Fairy. She’s wise to my left handed printing and backwards Ss, Rs & Ks. Don’t get me started on the precedent of letters from the Tooth Fairy. 7 down 25 to go.