Erin Werner

WereErin. There Erin. There castle. (she/her)

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@larainenewman Every car making the "peeling out" squeal sound, even on wet surfaces or dirt roads. Every knife or sword being drawn making the "shing" sound.

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@Catsillyness Tortellini

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So far House of the Dragon has been all about human houses. I want an episode from the dragons' perspectives.

#TeamDragons

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The new booster is treating me exactly like the second original dose. Slight fever. Very tired and achy. I'm currently on the couch and wondering if I can GrubHub the Gatorade that is in my own fridge to me.

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@BadBradRSR As the World Falls Down

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My overpriced cat bed.

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@Summer_FaII @CritRoleStats I was not aware of that option. Thank you.

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@feederofcats About 4 seconds after I let a 2 pound rescue kitten (Nugget) play in the guest room while thinking "as long as she doesn't get under the dresser, she'll be fine"

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I want to see a crossover of Welcome to Derry and Derry Girls. Pennywise is in Northern Ireland and tries to terrify a group of teenage girls but they manage to evade him with various antics. Orla somehow becomes his friend.

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@teapotkid

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Fancy comfy shark bed: ...
Natasha: I am a grocery.

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@ellle_em My cat: meows for fresh water because even though I just refilled the bowl 30 seconds earlier, he didn't see me do it, so the water isn't fresh
Also my same cat: will drink from the toilet

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So, after a particularly bad pain day about a week ago, I bought this foldable cane just in case for this trip. I really haven't needed it much, which is great, but I'm feeling it this morning. #TheNewHotness

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I found a kitty and I love him. #Bartimaeus

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She is keeping my toes warm while I ice my foot. And she is judging me for it. *stupid mom putting her foot on a cold. warms are for sits. not colds. I will help her but I do not like it.*

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What does this button do?

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Rocking my night splint. #plantarfasciitis #thisisuncomfortable

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Trash panda.

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Apparently today is National Velociraptor Awareness Day. The problem though is that for every velociraptor you're aware of, there are two more nearby which you aren't.