Keith Hock

Librarian & dramaturge. Magister Ludi.

The store-brand bleach of people (whatever I interact with gets whiter, and you'd die if you drank me). He/him.

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

we gotta start eating these people man

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Keith Hock @WereHock]

@prettyalbatross

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.

[Valentine Steele @TerwillikerInst]

Doctor Who fans are dumb (but I repeat myself), both those who work on it and those who talk about it.

And a major example of this is that none of their ideas for 're-inventing it' post-2017 recognize that, like, 70% of the show's appeal is its creepy one-off anthology episodes.

[Whitman College @whitmancollege]

Since 1989, Whitman's One-Act Play Festival has given students the chance to step into multiple creative roles. From writing and directing to costume design and stage management.

Read more about the history of this Whitman tradition: https://t.co/bHdprx0jbJ

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

Hot dogs are the perfect breakfast. Easy and fast. Filling and satisfying. Doesn't require decision-making. The optimal choice. And yet society scoffs.

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

Today, should we argue about Argos, Odysseus' dog?

[(Comms open!!!) bagelmother🇺🇸❤️🇱🇧🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 @bagelmother1]

Other 19th century artists: “what if our country was a beautiful lady 😁?”

19th century French artists: “what if our country breastfed us 🤤?”

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Say what you want about millennials but if this was 2014 we would have found this girl’s name and address, sent her mom death threats and made her cry in front of Al Sharpton.

[Seth Largo @SethLargo]

Stephen King famously had the guts to run this experiment. His alter-ego found a publisher and a small audience but would never have become wealthy.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

the pope’s silly face is throwing me more than the hand gesture

[Jeremy Cohen @TheCohencidence]

POV: You’re being guarded by Victor Wembanyama and he can do whatever he wants

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Kane Parsons said WHAT?!

[kelpfan1997 @lando_etr]

bro talm bout sum "good luck" as if the bosnian wasnt moving like this in '95

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Like this SUCKS.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[Keith Hock @WereHock]

@poppy_haze @Rothmus I've been summoned for jury duty I think four times and every single time I got a notice from the court the night before that there was nothing for us to rule on and to not come in.

[dinkle the serf @mudslopper]

backrooms fans slowly create house of leaves via first principles