We’re In One

just some thoughts while we are tipping the bottle back | it will be a shit show. You shouldn’t be sober if you’re about to look at our tweets

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keeping this pinned until they follow us

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@JeffDLowe hey dumbfuck, grown ups had a sequel?

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fuck you @TJHockenson hope u habe mo fun the rest of ur life

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@UWStoutHockey @peytonhart23 @stoutbluedevils @uwstout this is an award they give out now ?

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roommates are watching shindlers list for a class. “might be disrespectful to the people of the holocaust but im going to make some popcorn”

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imagine graduating college. im staying here forever. miss you hefel

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such a moneybagg yo kinda day

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i want to get naughty tonight, im talking piss with my pants at my ankle in the bar bathroom

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just another friday being a huge beauty

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just another day being a huge beauty

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@isabellatripp_ @treybociek raito

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if woodsy babe wins the masters ill live stream myself eating the meat mountain

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we were banned for a minute but we ARE. SO. BACK. pissing my pants tonight in honor of @Twitter bending me over

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@brody1700 psh more like joey nut on your chest

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just got wind that Maroon 5 is actually responsible for 9/11, per source

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call me old fashioned but i just love tits in my face

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red bull didnt give me wings it gave me stank dick

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uncle same took my virginity, so today i drink to him. cheers america

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fuck off with reposting venmo on your insta story you broke bitches

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there is only one thing in this world that i know is free, and thats muzzy rides. with that being said, im honored to be growing my muzzy out the rest of summer, ladies the dm’s are open 8am-12am mon-fri, saturday 8am-4am, closed on sunday like chik fil a

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“im gonna pick the corn out my shit and eat it again, no shot it comes out whole the second time” -ryan archer