Ned Split

Casual, non-compulsory wordcel. Yap on, yap off.

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Saying a friend's ex-husband name wrong is an act of patriotism because he's French and an act of solidarity because it's an ex-husband. Giving younger brother a hard time while he slaves away over the stove is a moral necessity. Freelance journalist, well...

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@MikeDrewWhat @tracewoodgrains False/paraphrased*

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@MikeDrewWhat @tracewoodgrains Jenune, good word. But, according to her bio and recent posts she: plays PC video games and also advertises a leftist gun advocacy movement. Quote may be false but these update both towards it being a real possibility

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@FreddyLA7 @Pottsburg Chattahoochee giveth, Chattahoochee taketh away.

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@growing_daniel @Higgybabby10 How can you not see the fake and gay things like me, a cool guy who can identify fake and gay things in my sleep? Heh, yeah, I'm a kind of fake and gay sommelier if you couldn't tell.

[Tom Chivers @TomChivers]

Here's a project I've been working on recently: a vision of what happens if Europe doesn't take AI seriously, inspired by AI 2027 https://t.co/b6PBu3nmeK

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@CartoonsHateHer Best kept secret fantasy of men: premeditated abandonment in the wilderness. Common euphemistic topics men use to talk-but-not-talk about this: Roman Empire, lawncare, and "situational awareness" to dump women in situationally.

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@atlanticesque He is a professional (derogatory)

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@AndyMasley My Mythos will take over the Weather Machine and make more water for itself.

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@jarvis_best God I wish that were me.

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@cremieuxrecueil Yes, but we pay for it and also the dearth of cafeteria tier food is unfortunate. A bowl of slop used to be oversalted, butter filled dignity before quirky greens and grains and silly smash burgers names.

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@M_BobRyan @Jairo_I_Funez The document doesn't purport that. It purports to be a provisional study, with a half-dozen signs of 'Caution!', to act as supplementary information for those interested who, presumably, can do the real dirty & unpopular work. I doubt there will be, incentives aren't there.

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@ArtemisConsort I agree in principle but can't ignore the fact this sounds exactly like something a boatlet would say.

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@UsingLyft Reasonable threat to life is not a perfect compromise of judgment, but it is pretty good for a well armed society. It is not reasonable upstanding citizens likely to justify blowing your brains out because they want to believe you shoulder checked them.

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

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@tracewoodgrains One thing identified in there is for sure. If they coaxed the A lister types back here they could ignore more complaints like this from creator/power user types. But that probably require putting Elon to pasture, easier to muddle along pleasing nobody

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@kunley_drukpa What's going on in the Ecuadorean embassy?

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@CoyoteProjects @selentelechia Yeah but iirc she did so of her own volition. Help a captive pal out and all.