Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted

Ashley. Cash. Roxie. Texas Is The Reason. New Bomb Turks. Samiam. Hot Water Music. Black Coffee. Minoru Suzuki. Pam Grier. John Waters. Bob Mould.

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

Our daughter loves @boy_myth_legend & @luchasaurus. This is her going through a range of emotions (along w/ my wife @supermama2634) realizing they’re coming to the ring. Wrestling is awesome.

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

I’m out. I’ll still be over here. Be good to each other. https://t.co/kXGyaO1J6X

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

From the beginning…here she goes…

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@NlNTENDH0 We honor our queens!🫡

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Chappell Roan.

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@P0LISHPHEN0M You hit G-8…

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

@nickhexum311 organic cigs

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Yeah well @WesIsDad is 44 and looks 28 so I’m not impressed by anything

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@nickhexum311 Holy shit I love you for this

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We’re celebrating over here! Congratulations @doja_cash, we’re so proud of you!

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I’m an absolute soft bitch for a storyline like this. “We are all we have” will lure me in every time. This proves to me I’m an optimist. I will not elaborate.

[anna @annacdmc]

looks like kevin dunn found a new job

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@doja_cash handed out candy for us last Friday. I need you to know this Hangman Page costume required no purchases. It came from his closet.

We believe in Cowboy Shit around here…

[Dark Hillary @HillaryIsComing]

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

@neonrated shared one of Roxie’s Halloween pictures. Couldn’t have happened on a better day. Completely turned her mood around. ❤️

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Nolie as @WillOspreay - Halloween 2024, bruv.

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

I want our planet to die

[Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch @talktuahpod]

.@HalieyWelchX shares her new Presidential Slogan 😂

Use @Kalshi to bet on that thang ‼️

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

My wife’s pending surgery, coupled with the looming anniversary of my mother in law’s death, have caught up to us. Some heavy air lingering in our home. We can use any love you have to spare.

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Brandon Thurston @BrandonThurston]

WWE press release: WWE launches new indie wrestling development program

Booker T's Reality of Wrestling, Cody Rhodes' Nightmare Factory, Seth Rollins' Black and Brave Academy, Elite Pro Wrestling Training Center (in Concord, NH), and KnokX Pro Academy (in Los Angeles) are the first associated.

"WWE will provide prominent independent wrestling schools with the WWE ID official designation, with the goal of providing new trainees and existing talent at these select institutions with enhanced developmental opportunities."

"Additionally, WWE ID will identify top independent wrestling prospects with an official WWE ID 'prospect' designation and support their developmental journey by providing financial opportunity and assisting with training, mentorship and development, including access to world-class facilities, best-in-class ring training, athletic trainers and more. WWE ID will give fans the opportunity to follow the paths of these standout prospects on the independent wrestling scene through curated, behind-the-scenes content, as well as highlights and matches showcased across WWE’s social platforms. "

[Fart Hands Still, Except Now They’re Haunted @WesIsDad]

Tax the church

[Acyn @Acyn]

“But I want you to know and we want you to know we believe you are a vessel. You are a chosen vessel”

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@BrianDuffield Holy shit this is a perfect joke😂!