Wes Korfe

I try my best to do good. My best friend is a dog

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

queen alert

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Ok but they’re fun, fabulous, and fir-ocious?

[Andrew Saltz | AVENGE SEPTA @mr_saltz]

Holy Shit

[Colin Mortimer @colinmort]

- Everyone is watching football (soccer)
- Upcoming rail strike
- Majority party might not be able to form a government

America is becoming Europe

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Auburn boosters spent last offseason fabricating an affair to fire their head coach on moral high ground and then promptly hired a coach busted for hookers.

[brandon* @brndxix]

whatever, wales is lucky we didn’t send over derrick henry

[Wes Korfe @WesKorfe]

@lonesometoast Got a nice one at Costco for reasonable price

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this man voted against interracial marriage protections being codified when he's in an interracial marriage.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Elon Musk may want to do his homework before mouthing off to Ed Markey.

This was…not a wise move. To say the least.

[Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_]

The whole family in hoodies and shorts in November lmao

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

so we know a lot of y'all are busy dunking on [redacted]

BUT WE ARE HERE TO VERIFY (free) ONE OF NORTH AMERICA’S LARGEST AND RAREST BIRDS IS MIGRATING THROUGH THE CENTRAL FLYWAY AND HAS LANDED IN OKLAHOMA.

[Wes Korfe @WesKorfe]

bUt fREe sPeEcH

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Owen K.C. Stephens has a Patreon! @Owen_Stephens]

"D&D Movie has Scheduling Problems, Will Try Next Month"
Okay, now that's a power move to prove you understand the IP.

[Wes Korfe @WesKorfe]

Bill O’Brien should be unemployed by tomorrow. Period. This is a disgrace

[Wes Korfe @WesKorfe]

@lonesometoast Rune Factory?

[Tieran @Tieran711]

Astros fans blaming the loss on McCullers tipping is crazy because I could've sworn they said that knowing what pitch is coming didn't make a difference.