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Pick up your trash. Fed gators is dead gators. Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be musicians. #nolatwitter

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Kevin ‘Leary: FUCK YOU

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I’ve never had an English Curry in the UK.

But every curry I’ve had from a “British Pub” in the US tastes like baby food.

You call this a vindaloo?

Why are there so many carrots, and squashed peas, sweet potatoes???

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USA BABY!!!!

[Asa Winstanley @AsaWinstanley]

Ban all Israeli sports teams from EVERYTHING now!

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I hate the Knicks

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Euphoria final was very final. But, I don’t have all that many good things to say about it.

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@RevRevvinEv You should. They’ll probably reply too!

[Ashley @AshleyTXBurner]

@TeamTalaricoHQ @jamestalarico If y’all don’t start dragging #KidRapeKen

This is your Willie Horton.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot.

He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud.

He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery.

He was impeached by his own party for corruption.

Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas.

Together we will stop him.

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I’ve noticed that peacock noises show up far more often in the background of movies when I watch them at my parents house.

My hypothesis is that the peacock sounds in the film are either amplified or echoed by the sounds of the my parents’ pet peacocks S

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Is this the highest scoring game in MLS history?

[Senator Angus King @SenAngusKing]

Prevention measures like an $11 bath mat could save Americans tens of thousands of dollars.

If Medicare would send these out to every recipient in America, I’ll bet the investment would pay for itself in under a year.

[Julie O'Donoghue @JSODonoghue]

Latest Louisiana budget plan results in a pay cut for public school teachers and reduces funding for education programs, but would increase pay for prison guards. #lalege #lagov

https://t.co/2Rd5VYAgiW

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Kyle. Never understood why he was so hated by nascar fans.

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I mean the Lakers just don’t look like a good team right now. Weird how that happens

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@SaintsForecast One of the most fascinating things about Baton Rouge, is for people age 45 and older— you can tell what side of the river they’re from based on which baseball team they root for.

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Hot take for the Lakers… crash the boards?
Win a rebound?

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The thunder mascot sucks at drumming. And the crowd in Kansas City cannot clap on the beat.
White folks

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

New Orleans generates $10 billion annually from our tourism industry. Our port generates $31.8 billion, over 8% of Louisiana’s GDP. Yet, we’re being politically disenfranchised, punished for being a majority Black city. This is exploitation