C. Bing

Saved by Christ on my way to Hell. I have a pretty cool daughter, a dog that barks, and a really fucking fast guardian angel.

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Alfalfa and Spanky, all dressed up lookin swanky

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ERRYBODY IN THA HOUSE GETTIN HUNGRY!

In the J-Kwon “Tipsy” sing song voice

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I was just told “Well.. you are good at it.. and you make cool noises during sex.”

So yeah..
I guess I’m good at sex and sound cool while performing…🤷🏼‍♂️

[C. Bing @Wesley_BoB]

Hey! Turn it up. We need more volume.

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It’s 3am.. I must be lonely, huh?

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary🤷🏼‍♂️

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Don’t touch me, please, I cannot stand the way you tease!

[C. Bing @Wesley_BoB]

@PinkCBJ I gotchu girl🤷🏼‍♂️

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I drink that liquor before we fuck because it makes me numb. Whisper sweet nothings in your ear before I make you cum.
Put your on top of my dammed shoulders, why you on the run?

[C. Bing @Wesley_BoB]

I’d sell my soul to the devil just to chase the flame. Treat these women just like my liquor cause I never chase. Smoke blunts by myself too, so I can keep the pain at bay. Enjoy the time we’re together until I fade away..

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I fucking love titties. What can I say?🤷🏼‍♂️

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Damn we really could’ve used this for LAN parties back in the day!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

What possible reason would someone need the tv to fold

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@PaulTassi Not a dis to Paul here, but do all y’all really think this is a lot of gambit? This is low to mediocre amounts of gambit…

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Imagine thinking that the people who send LITERAL CHILDREN to riot are the good guys. Imagine thinking the people that bomb their own hospitals to try to blame on the opposition are the good guys.

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It’s still wild as fuck to me but I still think I’ve found my soulmate. Life is absolutely fucking amazing.

[C. Bing @Wesley_BoB]

I never thought I’d see the day where I was the person saying this, but I think I’ve found my soulmate. God sure does work in mysterious ways.

[C. Bing @Wesley_BoB]

It’s a ceremony but the crowds gone, and you got nothing but my crown on. Round 2, round 3 give me sequels, every time you open the cathedral.

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Ngl.. been walking around this park in Las Vegas for 3.5 hours now just listening to peoples conversations and it’s been one of the most hilarious and enjoyable days of my life. Literal people watchers heaven.

[C. Bing @Wesley_BoB]

I guess if I knew tomorrow I guess I wouldn’t need faith. I guess if I never fell I guess I wouldn’t need grace. I guess if I knew his plans I guess he wouldn’t be God. So maybe idk

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@JakeSucky Final Fantasy X will always be a correct answer to this question.

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What if who I hoped to be was always me? What if the love I fought to feel was always free?