Kevin

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” ~ Truman Capote

[Kevin @WestApprop]

The thing about Tom Holland is that he can’t be a great actor while living inauthentically and that’s all I’m gonna say.

[Kevin @WestApprop]

@HelloCanada @whoweekly return from vacation immediately

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses

[Kevin @WestApprop]

Never waking up before 8:30am sounds like a perfectly fine solution.

[Jared @jaredjct]

NO SUN UNTIL EIGHT HOURS AND 20 MINUTES INTO THE DAY ON THE SOLSTICE ??? absolutely not do not pass that bill America PLEASE 😭

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

It could be worse. Imagine if chicken wings got contaminated. They'd hear my cries in Heaven.

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.

[Kevin @WestApprop]

@motherquoter That’s totally fair, and I had a similar experience, but now they’re showing up with a phalanx of women making it impossible for them to meet anyone or make friends.

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

I HATE when gay men come to the gay club with a group of straight girls. I’m all for allies, but come make friends with your fellow gays there. That’s the point of the club. When you introduce straight girls to the club, you’re also introducing their homophobic boyfriends. 🙅🏽‍♂️

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[47 @youshouldfw47]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[Kevin @WestApprop]

All this natural majesty and a sunset

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Kevin @WestApprop]

@andrewrhol We’re not exactly barking up your tree later

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

A lot of people will talk about how Taylor Swift’s music is boring or lame or made for stupid people with no interior life who think reality should be closer to Disney movies but what you’re not considering is women who own a lot of mini hand sanitizers need to be entertained too

[howdy bitch @looksalotlikeme]

Why are swifties always like she needs protection she needs privacy and then they’re the ones who show up outside any building she’s at

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

Madonna still releasing bangers at 67 and people on here are preparing for death because they’re turning 27. Like sorry if youth is all you have going for you

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

“Would you like to sit outside” I’d rather kill myself. A booth, please.

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle