Florida Man

Just enjoy life. Don’t take it too seriously.

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@chriskager @AmericanAir @americanair asked me to fill in their online form.

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Stuck at DFW for a 24-hour delay on a missed connection to HKG because of a 4-hour tire change on AA1862. To make it worse, @AmericanAir is holding my baggage hostage so I have no clothes or toiletries. I am on Cathay next, completely stranded. Can someone help?

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AmericanAir I took an early flight this morning from Dallas to Los Angeles but the checked baggages are still in Dallas! I checked with the American Airlines bag services in LAX, they said nobody picked up the phone at DFW AA bag services so they don’t know what is happening to them!!!!

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AmericanAir I have DM’d you.

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AmericanAir Stuck at DFW for a 24-hour delay on a missed connection to HKG because of a 4-hour tire change on AA1862. To make it worse, @AmericanAir is holding my baggage hostage so I have no clothes or toiletries. I am on Cathay next, completely stranded. Can someone help?

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AmericanAir Stuck at DFW for a 24-hour delay on a missed connection to HKG because of a 4-hour tire change on AA1862. To make it worse, @AmericanAir is holding my baggage hostage so I have no clothes or toiletries. I am on Cathay next, completely stranded. Can someone help?

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AmericanAir Stuck at DFW for a 24-hour delay on a missed connection to HKG because of a 4-hour tire change on AA1862. To make it worse, @AmericanAir is holding my baggage hostage so I have no clothes or toiletries. I am on Cathay next, completely stranded. Can someone help?

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AmericanAir @Starlink Stuck at DFW for a 24-hour delay on a missed connection to HKG because of a 4-hour tire change on AA1862. To make it worse, @AmericanAir is holding my baggage hostage so I have no clothes or toiletries. I am on Cathay next, completely stranded. Can someone help?

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@Costco the store manager, Jeff, from the Brandon (FL 33511) was so rude and treated me like a fraud when I tried to return a pair of Bose earbuds. The accusations he made made me very uncomfortable and upset. 😠

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@AGAshleyMoody @JoeBiden As a Floridian, I found you an embarrassment to the state, to the country, and to all American people. You, as a government official, can lie about something like this, what else would you lie about? You lose all credibility and respect by posting this.

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@AGAshleyMoody @JoeBiden

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@Apple Apple Store asked me to pay $279 to fix a camera defect for my iPhone 13 Pro Max that I’ve only used for 2 years. Apple doesn’t make phones that last anymore.

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@JoeBiden @raypedia Thank you Joe Biden

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@JasonRich86 You’re so sexy

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@elonmusk What you really mean is censorship for things you don’t like.

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@JayCollinsFL You don’t even have the courage to face your opponent, using your wife on all these commercials!? You have no shame.

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@JayCollinsFL Putting your wife on a tv commercial is such a low move 😂🤣🤣🤣 what a clown

[Florida Man @WestFloridaMan]

@JasonRich86 Damn

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@iamzachchristie Do you have a bf?

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@Jim_Jordan Stop living in fear, Jim.