Rollo’s Mom 😍

👑👶🏻🐶🥂💐🌞

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

“Party on, Wayne!” “Party on, Garth!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Illegal immigration needs to stop, but I’m super in favor of greatly expanding and simplifying legal immigration.

Anyone who proves themself to be hard-working, talented and honest should be allowed to become an American. Period.

[trish @ultragloss]

i love u autumn i love u 68 degrees and sunny i love u big sweater and shorts i love u pumpkin spiced latte

[✭ @badestoutfit]

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

Legally, you are allowed to request whatever information the FBI may have on you. https://t.co/GLMElYxOJB

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

I've NEVER lost a race, and I'm NOT starting now.

Will you join my fight to save America today? Chip in $7.99 to join the team and we'll send you an official campaign t-shirt!

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Sophie Turner “never kept the batteries and pens stocked,” a source tells TMZ.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. sometimes all you need is affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear nice little outfits and get food

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Liz Cheney is right.

"We can either be loyal to Donald Trump, or we can be loyal to the Constitution, but we cannot be both."

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired.

This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.. 😊

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking baby.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.

[Peaky Blinders @ThePeakyBlinder]

Huge congratulations from PEAKY BLINDERS to the mighty OPPENHEIMER on its global success.

Cillian, from the moment you donned Tommy’s cap it was clear that you are at the top of your craft. Your performance as Oppenheimer is magnificent.

📷 Robert Viglasky