WestOmahaProblems

noun

1. a trivial or minor problem
happening in West Omaha; a
contrast to the serious issues of
East, North & South Omaha.

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark! Why can’t we all just be friends?

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@AtomicCyclist They never do.

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@HardyWallbanger @RevTomDotCom It’s sad when people’s entire identity is wrapped up in their job. It’s even more sad when they get shit-canned and they no longer have an identity.

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@OPDOfcJacobs Honestly it’s never happened to me before. I guess this lady is just a cocaine magnet!

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This guy has GOT to be from West Omaha. 😳 https://t.co/mV88XkEt68

[First Alert 6 @WOWT6News]

Lincoln Police arrested a man after he allegedly threatened his family and police officers following his daughter's volleyball game. https://t.co/95AHZNSf0K

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@HardyWallbanger Or high. Could go either way really.

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@crankymomofsix When are scientists going to invent a washing machine that changes itself? It’s like they’re not even trying!

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

@OPDK9TYE @TheDeadBeatBros You guys will be best friends in no time....maybe. 😜

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

@kate__schafer

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

@teggerling Better it closed than you being underwater!

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

Listen Omaha. It’s snowing again, but try not to freak out. Spring will push its way thru eventually....it’s just a matter of time.

Patience my little grasshoppers!

[OPDK9TYE @OPDK9TYE]

Thanks everyone for voting for me I won! https://t.co/VPSxKPPjjS

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

@dloewe @Chelsey727 ^^^ this idea! #winning

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Brace yourselves West O. You’ll probably hear Sarpy’s siren test. Don’t panic! 😱 https://t.co/I8eDpLm6O1

[Jim Phillips @Jim_Phillips1]

📢Sarpy Co. : Monthly Siren Test at 10am @MeanStreetSarpy @MeanStreetsOMA

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

@llucygirll But she’s cute so she probably gets away with it! 😜

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@llucygirll Godzilla? 😂

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@joelschafer He host a tv show and call it “fake eye for the straight guy”. 😂

[WestOmahaProblems @WestOmahaProbs]

@hardycoffeeco Looks delicious on this cold morning!

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Hats off to our friend and fellow West Omahan, Melissa. Congrats ass-kicker! 👊🏻 https://t.co/IToLGDwVIt

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@kugraduate You just don’t know how hard it is to live here. So. Many. Problems. Uhhhh.

[OPDK9TYE @OPDK9TYE]

Alright Peeps the competition ends at midnight. I think Olaf has Bots who vote for him sometime after I go to sleep. Help a pup out and please go vote for Tye https://t.co/102epwieMm