audrey

I’m a verified hater what else do you want from me

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

Paying for bird seed and peanuts for the birds/squirrels is literally the same as paying for cable for my cats so they can watch their favorite show

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I think love island needs to be 25+

[drishtiii @mejuveriaa]

A man who can't choose you but still wants access to you is a loser. End of story.

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[kitten @endgametlsc]

Men be like “ I’d do anything for you ” and then do nothing

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

happy mother’s day to the cat moms

[x__x @bpdsins]

somewhere there is a man mad at me for what he did

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

He’s the reason I started insulting men tf🤨

[loid @Iveslueur]

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

Sorry I’m late I had to find all four of my cats so I could say goodbye, reassure them I’d be back and give them forehead kisses. And tell them to have a good day🤍

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

@GabTheGem They wanna be princesses so bad bro

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

I am going to be the rich wine aunt. Bet on that

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

Por que no los dos???

[isha @MibshaD]

girls who prefer pads over tampons are so untrustworthy ngl

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

My biggest retail pet peeve is coworkers saying some shit like “What’s your 20?” over the walkie. Wrap it up girl we work at a fucking store not trying to be a cop

[riley @princess_antifa]

only livable wages can prevent warehouse fires

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

My dead beat ex needs to hear this

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Unpaid lunches should be illegal.

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

If you want to be loved properly you have to love me properly first

[audrey @WestOnTheWay]

How did that not kill him

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚀🙃 Lindsey Graham rides Space Mountain and spends the weekend at Disney World amid the shutdown. https://t.co/jGdOM38IRX

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Goals for April
-lose 15 pounds
-be good at my job
-get 4 boyfriends