WesternPromisesPod

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King Cobra on the show this week. An absolute badass. https://t.co/VkrpAFG6wb

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I guess The Joker finally made it to theaters in Russia

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Getting an extra rib put in to keep me from sucking my own dick

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Me and my friends would’ve killed hasbulla with hammers I can tell you that much

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Accidentally asked the cute barista at Starbucks for a foot job 😓

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knowledge is knowing how to suck your own cock. wisdom is choosing to suck others

[esalen professor emeritus @pastichepsyop]

wait, the wife of the guy who attacked Paul Pelosi is the founder of the what now😭

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I’m convinced

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#NewProfilePic

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Why do all countries agree we’re not allowed to visit Antarctica?

sounds fishy to me

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@yougotgravy Thank you I think it helped proved my point about no-kill shelters

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Elon solidarity tweet.

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zoomers are so clueless

[anna maría @onlyannamaria]

why aren’t any art nerds writing their thesis on the neo-surrealist movement currently developing on tiktok

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@yougotgravy 👿

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It’s sad that there’s now a whole generation of people that never learned the lesson I did on MySpace which is that internet hot girls aren’t hot irl

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@ImUberCuteOSU @Marianneradfem @ToxicGingerRose @MalesOfReddit

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@vocalcry My wife

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Les Wexner ran a child sex slave operation