WestVajayjay

to WVU, the best eight-ish years of my life! May the dumpster fires light your way home.

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Dear media, can we not call it #Brexit? This is why print is dead and millennials get all their news in gif form.

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@GOP @Reince Baileys in cereal sounds amazing. Thanks for the suggestion!

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*logs onto Facebook* *becomes political expert* #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

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@KimKardashian way to make it about you

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Michelle McNamara, true crime writer and wife of Patton Oswalt, dies: https://t.co/aH3MGNMDtK

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An accurate portrayal of my upstairs neighbors

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If she doesn't know that #Prince made Charlie Murphy pancakes she's too young for you bruh. #DaveChappelle #GameBlouses

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@OxfamWVU @AspireWVU I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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@TrumpFanApparel Although SuperTrump is def up there too!

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@TrumpFanApparel oh it's gotta be #TwerkForTrump

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@TrumpFanApparel Can I suggest a Trumpzilla t shirt where he's stomping around DC while lobbyists flee in terror?

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@WSJ @hookjan All good relationships begin with thinly veiled contempt and resignation. #ComeHomeDad #MomSaysSheMissesYou #MistakeBaby

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OH OK the #PRT can break down all it wants but whenever I do it its all "stop crying just because you can't pet that service dog." @WVUDOT

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@FoxNews @peterschweizer You say that like its a bad thing.

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@WestVirginiaU Fix the alignment on my car for the twentieth time this year because I've fallen into yet another sewer-depth pothole!

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@WestVirginiaU Go to student health to take care of that burning sensation when I pee after waking up in the DTD basement!

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@WVUDining This is an inaccurate representation of dining hall food. LIES!

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@wvucobe I am looking for a major that does not require wearing anything from the waist down. Any suggestions?

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@WVUStudentLife @VisitWVU @WVUStudents @Mountainlair Golf is the most rage inducing sport ever though.

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@nytimes He looks like his son just told him he wants to be a pottery major.