Jessica Westbrook

Sometimes I'm funny...

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

Want to win an advanced copy of #TheseNamelessThings? Details in this episode of #StoriesBetweenUs with @shawnsmucker & @mailesmucker
https://t.co/eBQ5P8uW1G

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https://t.co/pSaRAMtyuo and Revell Books is giving away 5 copies of @shawnsmucker book #TheseNamelessThings thru June 30. Go enter here: https://t.co/P00XD8Bslf
#fiction #tbrpile #SummerReading #summerbookrelease #revellbooks

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

I am getting a sneak peek @shawnsmucker latest book #TheseNamelessThings and I am loving it because it forces you to ask the question: How far are you willing to go for someone you love?
It releases 6/30/20-currently available for #preorder now! #revellbooks #fiction #tbrpile

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

I’m so excited to be on the launch team for #TheseNamelessThings by @shawnsmucker - it releases 6/30/20 but is available for preorder NOW. More info is available at https://t.co/UBolHXVZBu

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

What a year January was.

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My daughter wanted Oreos for lunch. I told her she had to eat her sandwich first. So we compromised and she ate Oreos.

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

She may have been the Wicked Witch but, Dorothy straight up murdered her sister and stole her shoes.

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

What if Starbucks is actually spelling your name correctly and you're just stealing someone's order?

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

I want to see the real Mary Poppins. Where she starts singing a song about taking medicine and the kids say, "Mary, stop. Alexa, play Believer by Imagine Dragons."

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

1: How’d you know there was a problem?
2: I mean... he quit tagging me in memes.

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My kid watches YouTube of someone playing with toys. I. Shit. You. Not.

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

Just made @paleOMG Baked Tuscan Chicken. Holy shit balls it was good. Sadly, no photo as I started eating before I thought to take one.

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

They say Trump wants to be remembered as a king. So... King George III? Is that too mean to George?

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

If you're recommending a book to me and you start with The Nest, I'm going to have to stop you right there...

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

News: Red wine has benefits.
Adults: Thank you, science!
News: Bacon is harmful.
Adults: SHUT YOUR UGLY LIAR MOUTH!

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

@KatCooper12 congratulations !!

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

"Ok, I'm going to go clean the kitchen." :::curls up in chair and looks at Instagram:::

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

I totally looked skinnier when I was naked.

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

Just locked a wasp in the bathroom. Now it's a waiting game.

[Jessica Westbrook @WestbrookJess]

Snap Chat says we're best friends. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.