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[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

@tristantmay @kaitlynmai_ I’ll call the local bondsman’s to see what we can do

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Sagittarius Facts @sagittastrology]

#Sagittarius when someone suggests ditching work to go on an adventure

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

@jess22bless Me waiting for @kaitlynmai_ to cook my food

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

my phone will be going on DND from now on

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

“Dolphins are like humans, and they want to hump you”

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

when life gives you lemons, squeeze it into a mans eyes

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

I’m getting a schlong dong at the rodeo

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

I literally aspire to be like @CarsenCarpenter mom, she has this man peeling her crawfish & not eating a single bite

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

His hair wack ! His gear wack! His jewelry wack!

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

When a customer says he’ll be working for me one day gets me giddy 🤭

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

manifesting

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

Next guy I date, his nickname is kitty

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

not a secret, just not ur business.

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

My dad just tricked me into “dinner” and I ended up at a Republican Party meeting… now I’m starving

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

It’s sickening how easily I am convinced to go out

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

0/10 do not recommend having your mom help you book a hotel while you drive 8+ hours to get home while she’s been drinking

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

Also used a hand towel to dry off due to the largest stain I have seen on a towel before. While putting my t shirt on the pillowcase to be sure I don’t get infected to the disease that might possibly be on it

[Pait @WestbrookPaityn]

I’m laying curled up in a ball, wearing sweat pants & a hoodie in the most horrendous hotel 😵‍💫