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#FillinTanks

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Such a mikka kiprusoff kinda day

[T @tannpara]

HAHAHA first 17 seconds of this video is priceless
“First they ignore you”
“Then they laugh at you”
“Then they call you racist”
LMFAO that was it. Nothing else was said after, they just left it at that.

[tyrm @TheReal_Tygerr]

I’m very happy I learned what a pryamid scheme was when I was in highschool, because apparently half my instagram followers are learning the hard way now

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Imagine “saving yourself for marriage” for 25-30 years, and he doesn’t know where the clit is and all she does is starfish #worthit #god #Hallelujah

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Unpopular opinion: my cats tongue feels better than my dogs when we incorporate peanut butter

[Dead @Westside6IX]

@CavillaKid Stanley cup* Superbowl*

[squirrrtle @squirrrtle]

I’m not gonna lie, i thought he was gonna blow it but now i am the biggest fan of the

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Alcoholics really give us functioning alcoholics a bad rep

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Girls in the nursing program will no joke ride you like they are down half a furlong in the Belmont stakes

[Dead @Westside6IX]

We should all start blending our food so in 1000 years or whatever we’ll evolve to have no teeth and then we won’t have to worry about a toothy blowjob. That’s the future I want to live in #DreamBig

[tyrm @TheReal_Tygerr]

#BellLetsTalk

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Wow I’ve been nominated for the 5 things challenge! Well here it goes. 1)I have a pencil dick. 2)I have a drinking problem
3)That’s pretty much all that’s interesting about me

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Love when girls have “not looking for hookups” in their tinder bios. Cause I’m just like

[Dead @Westside6IX]

@mowsley14 and @tyson_valette are being very shady about who they had sex with last night, they were at browns before. if anyone has any knowledge of this please let me know who the mystery women were

[KB @kbnoswag]

Hey guys, my dad was recently diagnosed with a rare heart condition and the medical bills have been overwhelming for my parents. I’m starting a gofundme to help pay for my Coachella tickets and spring break trip to Cancun, since they can barely afford to send me money anymore

[Dead @Westside6IX]

I lobe being able to tell what a girl ate after I ate her ass. Ohh was that some shredded chicken with a pinch of paprika?

[Dead @Westside6IX]

I like how if I go through a hot girls insta I find a “❤️” already under the pic.. except the boyfriend pics

[Dead @Westside6IX]

Ever been so drunk that your boner pill doesn’t work? I have

[Dead @Westside6IX]

I build up the courage to slide into your DMs and you have the audacity to not reply to me! GREAT SHAME