eggman

said she love the dog like I’m Marley✨

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@trvisXX bro AMC ran out of shirts

[eggman @Wetslopface]

Type of pizza you gotta take a shower for

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@DiscussingFilm Kinda sick of all this discourse on this movie

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@buffsandregrets Horny

[eggman @Wetslopface]

This is pretty normal bro they just looking for that fat tip #pause

[🥀🪩🇵🇸 @DarkLittleLoueh]

We ordered one vodka sprite and one beer and the Legend at the bar last night said “oh okay for you actually want one water” AND THEN GAVE US TWO VODKA SPRITES AND TWO BEERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE WATER 😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻
Life is beautiful

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@00JimmyT Good for him

[eggman @Wetslopface]

Can’t decide if I want to do a rock and roll thing or a punk rock thing. Either way I will need a blue hair nose ring foid to suck it sideways

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@WayeDropTheD Yeah and they all were whores

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@hazardpounder That’s pretty rock and roll

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@PatrickODonne11 Sugarfish kinda mid

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@iraqismoker2 You have to

[kami ༺♰༻ @feastonmyflesh]

this and a cart u didn’t trust

[eggman @Wetslopface]

I love bad bitches that’s my fuckin problem

[eggman @Wetslopface]

This is the best album to come out all year https://t.co/HegJMta2BW

[eggman @Wetslopface]

Let’s all try and do one thing rock and roll style today

[eggman @Wetslopface]

I was driving down the street and some kid hit me with a water balloon (in the face with windows down) and i talked to the dad and he said I’ll take care of it and i said no you won’t

So I went back to the house later tonight and egged it. First time egging a house ever

[eggman @Wetslopface]

All I really drink is coffee with cream

[eggman @Wetslopface]

Are we human or are we dancer

[eggman @Wetslopface]

@SKIPPERDARULER Bro drinking laundry detergent

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

My favorite serial killer is KING VON

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

My little sister blocked me on everything because I called her retarded